Anatomy of a text message

Hey, I just got this text message from my girlfriend, yeah that’s right I have a girlfriend and she’s real! Anywho I just got this text from my girlfriend and I cannot for the life of me figure out what it says, I mean it’s like she’s speaking another language! If I had to say which language, I would say Dutch or maybe Klingon or what’s that language they speak in Lord of the rings? Elvish? anyway it would be great if someone could translate it for me and get back to me about what it says, thanks…

Hi douchebag!

Dis r/ship isn’t wurkn ot so I tnk we shd c othr ppl, I dont <3 u ne mor. I’ve alrdy met sum1 els so im kickin u outa da hous. U need 2 cum pik ^ yr stuf coz it’s lyn in da midL of da steet aftr I threw it outa da ^stares windo, its blockin da road, so cars cant gt thru bt it mite b ok coz sum thieves r takN sum of it now. I cn onestly sA da 3 mths we wer 2getha av bn da wrst of my lyf! Dnt contct me evr agn, av a gd lyf assface! Oh n FYI musicals r gay!

Sincerely

I h8 u!

Reviews

[dunnia]

haha very funny and horribe......if that makes sense :)

[Stanley Wilson]

great work humourous and love the txt speak

[unshakenScene]

whast she wrote was horrible

Lol it's def. no Dutch! ha! then I would know ;)
And it's no Elfish either, I would know too ha
Made me laugh too, brilliant, form of denial... :D

Amazingly ironicly done.

E.L.

[Jessica]

This kind of made me laugh, despite the rudeness of the message.

[Paul Hickson]

Hey Jessica, thanks for reading, im glad it made you smile :)

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

I can tell you what it says. I will message you if you would like. What she said was just rude....

[Paul Hickson]

haha yeah that would be so helpful thank you :) it was rude? really? oh no I have a bad feeling about this :( lol

[Angie Diane&hearts;&hearts;]

Yeah, it was not very nice. I will message it to you sometime soon.