Physics

studying for this exam had me up the wall

Physics is unphysical

Calculations galore

I’m tripping over numbers on the way to school

Astronomical units

Are confusing me astronomically

I’ve got tension forces in my brain

In five seconds I am going to slip and slide

On the ice and rain

Who says I can’t join the ballet?

I’d like to send a thank you note to Sir Newton

For those fine laws and Newtons

Gravity is pulling me to the floor

Pulling out more equations

I’m singing a song of exasperation

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, right?

I’m pulling gravity by the hair

Collision forces?

As in colossal crash and boom?

Centripetal motion?

Perfect circles are a lie

A few months, days, hours, minutes

 Maybe only seconds later

I can honestly say I understand vectors

A few months, days, hours, minutes

Maybe only seconds later

I am unnerved

I am shaking

Physics feels like murder in the first degree

Just hand me the enter word of choice exam please

 

Reviews

[E.H. Monroe]

SO FAR different from what you usually push forth.
The blending of scientific terms into a seemingly uninteresting walk to a school.
This is one of those things that only float into your head when struck with genius. This is pure stage material. A serious of rhetorical questions and a mind melting gathering of confusion. EVen in the repetition of the months, hours, seconds later line.
And all of thiose reads to me that you almost took a nasty spill in the ice of New Jersey.

GREAT job my dear

[DiMar4u]

haha! that was great--you totally hit that off the cuff--bravo!!

[Ed Hart]

a fun look inside the mind of the exasperated student...well done, also 23-09475-=3-948n

[Jeff]

Wow! I like this piece.

[paul]

uniquely interesting subject matter
'pulling gravity by the hair' - excellent line

[Robin]

the contemplation of the universe examined in multi-choice questions ..