Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[styxfan]

This is awesome :) cleverly written!

[Michael X]

this expression is the greater side of poetic humor and talent,
it tickles the readers funny bone with pure originality begging cliche.

[Judy Ponceby]

Nice rhythm and flow :) Always good to have some fun with our own fancies. :) Enjoyed this very much :)

[UnderCompulsion]

Even I like fairies I liked this!I even laughed a bit.Well I know what you mean.Sometimes I feel like this about some stuff too.And I like the way you make rhyme and play with the words.:)

[Kim's Poems]

Such a cute write, i love this.

[Kyle]

Very funny! I like the raw honestly....this sounds like me sometimes when i get sick of others who enable and constantly make excuses for s****y behaviour....

good for you. This was refreshing....

[nevermindfan1991]

Wow, such a great take that to fairly tales and poem that describe such. Very clever and nicely done. I'm impressed! Great Job!

[Priscilla Sayers]

Lol! Yes mam, you got it! Sometimes were are force fed that happy, when we yearn for the truth, the realities and the hope that is raw.... On the otherside:) You know you love Tinkerbell... Your eyes as a child wild with delight as she glitters across the screen pixie dust and all, Oh! a little girl's wish for magic and the ability to believe that miracles exist:)

Great write. i love it! Fun and in your face, FABulous!

[Blue Ivory]

Nice :D

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Some ideas do become fades, maybe cause they are easy to use in expressing one self... that was fun and down gusty writing.