Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Debbie_Philly]

HAHA.... I really love this... and I hear you !!

[Brittany]

lol. Bravo. Very well done. I enjoyed the flow of this rant and the rhyme. I agree with you as well, and yet I crave that happy ending. Damn all those fairy tales!

[Stacey Watts]

I am going to admit I am guilty. lol I do tend to harp on rainbows, magic and such. Ahh but that is why we have you here to keep all of us diehard fairy tale people on our toes. Sort of an anti-tinkerbell. Just kidding. This was fun and very nicely written. I love your words.

[Annabelle Lee]

Ah, mazing, I loved it!!!

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. hahahaha!!! ... i'm so terribly and horribly guilty of this sin ... i blame my muse ... for not being receptive enough ... :P ... this is superbly written ... made me laugh ... and ... inspired me to be a little less predictable ... thank you for this post ... loved it ... :) ...

[EMF]

Like I said.... Why would I want to give it up?

[Crifa]

Interesting way of insulting the world...I have to say I like it

[I Shred This Cabbage]

LOL! trust you to lead an uprising against fairies! :)

cinderella needs to get laid! too funny! - to be fair to her i think she is aware of her need for nooky :P

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Wow. Cinderella should go see Sleeping Beaaty. Anne Rice took care of THAT princess in three different books. That Princess is probably still sleeping that adventure off.

[Whiskurz]

lol, I absolutely love this poem......Whisk