Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Jo March]

Ha, brilliant. I share your sentiment of 'fanciful' poetry. I abhor it.

[David Scott]

Run Tinkerbell run! Ha. I agree we do not stretch out our creative wings and dive, screeching out of the sunny skies to gobble up a tasty treat. "Yum. Never tasted anything like this before". Wiping the pixydust from smacking lips.
Can it be true? Is Tinkerbell gone?
Good fun.

[Muse]

no she's not gone...I see her twin running around...think I might trip her. lol

[David Scott]

Just gobble her right up. Ha

[Muse]

not enough calories..think bigger. ha ha ha

[Poetic Beauty]

Lol this is a bit funny. I have had those moments when the too happy drives me crazy or rather it is the wording in the poems that make me want to throw my computer.

[Sirius King]

" I wish tonight
Cinderella needs to get laid alright"

this was jus awesome! lol

[Muse]

lol yes that's my favorite line too

[Sirius King]

lol

[Personne]

I feel like this is satire... (:
Pretty nice laugh, I'd say.

[Muse]

thanks sweetie

[Art Sun]

naughty you...

[Muse]

ha ha ha...but sometimes...it's fun to be mean! lol

[Art Sun]

yes it is...

[Muse]

but I'm only mean to non-living entities... :D

[Art Sun]

well then....I guess it is ok....

[Muse]

you know rocks....dart boards...etc..

[Art Sun]

ha ha...I bet you don't have not a bit of a mean streak in ya...

[Muse]

sure I do...but I have to be provoked for a very long time. I'm like a bottle of champagne...I shake with aggravation....I let it build up..then POP!

[Larry Dyson]

let's see "tinkerbelle and Pop goes the Weasel"?

[Muse]

I should add that to one of my lines:
Cinderella needs to get laid alright
Pop goes the Weasel

ha ha ha

[Larry Dyson]

my thoughts exactly..hahaha

[Larry Dyson]

kinda what I and Poppy have written so far...sure you wont join us?

[Muse]

yes yes want too I just don't have much time. I'm still working on adding to the one you sent me two days ago......

[Author Rucha Joshi]

Sarcastic humor and beautiful :)

[Tomi]

:D i enjoyed this a lot! excellent!

[Renée]

lol !! Love it Muse down to humpty falling lol !
do you know Fairies in Ireland are not pleasant little creatures at all... and I bet when the book closes..Cinderella breaks those shoes against the fire place..walking out.. while flipping her step sisters the bird.. lol

[Patrick]

written with force...maybe not best selection for trying to get kids to settle at night :) i have visions of an angry nanny, sleeves rolled up and tight lips...but im sure that's not you