Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Mother Maggie]

Wonderfully crafted piece. I myself wish for the old, original versions of those faerie tales--not the Grimm or Hans Christian Anderson christianized, sterilized, castrated, cliched versions we are all familiar with.

As for Cinderella, I'd never let any other woman walk all over me like that--not a stepmother, stepsister, mother-in-law etc. Yep, before she could even think of getting laid--she needs to grow a pair...

Blessed Be

Maggie O'

[Souladareatease]

indeed guilty as charged hehehe in love with Love I always shall be...hopeless romantic standing on an edge of nothingness but the crumbling cliff of hope within little notes...and the beat goes on---I Love this ditty VERY mucho much CL...indeed at times i'll make myself sick and write a dark write to curveball the sickness...but it only lasts for a write or two LOL....enjoy always that wicked tongue...stop picking on me now...I cant help it my hands are empty unless hanging hog time...damnit!!!!!!!!! TRhats it...I'm writing a poetic tale of disgusting mud fuks taking place at the retirement village.....

[Vria P Crow]

Oh my goodness! Ironically, I write stories constantly on mythological inspiration so I found this poem rather funny.

I thought this poem was rather clever, humorous, and honest.

Frankly, we all must use repeatition in our works because it is a different perception each time we write about the same topic. I love a writer who can make fun of themselves:D I admire humor. I am glad I got to see this in this poem.

Excellent work!

[Holly Mason]

This is to funny...I agree about Cinderella she 's got enough guys around her can't be that hard*)
poison berries-aisle 2 wal-mart
thank you for the laugh poor Tinkerbell she must be devastated *)*)*)*)

[Muse]

lol, it took me mmmmmmaybe five minutes to write this...it gave me the giggles.

[JR Darewood]

great concept :)

i wish i may i wish I might
have this dream i wish tonight
cinderella needs to get laid alright

hahahahahaha!

[Clive D Costa]

Okay.....u poked pretty well. ha!, Die must tinkerbell.

[ewest1220]

Ok that was fantastic. You're writing in this piece has great tone and impact. The irony was sickeningly good! Great write!

[Tree]

A scream into the darkness for the truth. In the movie trilogy The Matrix, Morpheus (Lawrence Fishburn) is told by one of the men in black that the first versions of the computer generated world used to enslave the minds of humans (the "matrix'') wouldn't work because they were too perfect, too fairytale/ish. And human beings rejected it... I think that would be true. Humans need chaos humans need Truth. We might like to escape for a few hours here and there, but in the end we want to return to the cold hard world. I know you're having a little fun with the fantasy poets here, but it goes deeper. Then again maybe some of these dreamy fantasy /poets would prefer the sterile sanitized version of the Matrix... THEY might not reject it:)
Thank for sharing this Muse

Diego

[Rachel Landes]

I love this. You write beautifully