Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[♔ CrownedDevil &#..]

- haha, this poem is funny.
- Very well written.
- I liked it.

Kaze~

[Taylor_McCutcheon]

love it! hahaha does it help to know that in the original peter pan, Tinkerbell DOES in fact DIE lol

[jjwilbourne]

Haha.
This was funny. I enjoyed this a lot.

[A. Amos]

As always brilliant piece of work, keep on creating the magic with your beautiful words

Btw you left me smiling with your poem and especially cinderalla part was awesome:)

[Muse]

Thank you Noel, I liked that line too. lol

[Latifa]

very amusing and unusual , I enjoyed it

[Matching Socks]

Haha!! I love it! Of course I won't tell my 6yr old daughter I love it but I think it's great.
Love the rhyme, the humour, great flow and a healthy dose of smartassedness. :)

[C. Rose]

Congratulations!
This piece made it to the top ten out of 373 other submissions of the "Promote Me! (Again)" contest.
For making it this far, if you submit this piece to the "Promote Me!" group library, then I will accept it into the library.
If you win the voting phase (which closes 7/18/14) then your piece will be featured on the "Promote Me!" group and other such promotions.
Link to group is: http://www.writerscafe.org/groups/Promote-Me%21/11216/

So, If you like this piece follow the following link and vote for it!
http://www.writerscafe.org/contests/Promote-Me%21-%28Again%29/50038/

The title alone assured your place on short list.
"Tinkerbell Must Die" made it to the finalist list because it is a fantastic concept well executed.
I felt organization wasn't a strength of this poem, but it still flowed.
My one suggestion is to add more punctuation. Certain lines like "unicorns..." and "fairy tale endings..." threw me momentarily because I assumed they were in the same train of thought as the previous line.
All and all a fun read. Good luck on the voting phase.

[C. Rose]

Boom. This piece is now in 94 more RR lists as your reward. I really wish I had 6 more friends so I could say 100. Though I just noticed this piece has 4059 views already. Wow. You've knocked my socks off. I am no longer wearing socks.

[Muse]

I agree with the punctuation. Would you believe me if I said I put this poem together in less that five minutes? It was right after I got done redoing my youngest daughters room in a Tinkerbell theme. I was so Tinkerbelled out, I was fighting back a gag reflux. Not to mention all the cliche happy-go-lucky poems you can find....it was all just starting to get under my skin. And out birthed this rant. I'd never let my daughter's read this of course. lol

[fitz Roberts]

I love it Lmao but who would be peters no1 bixch

[Lucifer Jones]

I LOVE this... How'd I miss this? Great read for a smirking cynical guy like me. Loved... Wait... I'm not supposed to write in the same old cliches and subject matter? I'm ferked. Still loved it!

[Muse]

sorry but happily ever afters make me gag.

[Lucifer Jones]

*smiling* Found any in my sandbox?

[Muse]

hmmmmm....might need new sand for the sandbox.

[Scott Metro]

LOL....bad hair day ?.....

[Muse]

no...I think I'm just jealous of her.

[Scott Metro]

I hear she had lypo....LOL.....does that help ?