Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Dream Weaver]

Stunning!!! but you forgot to add in vamps and demons :P
I love it....

[joshua deathdealer]

aMUSING lol awesome!!

[TJ]

Hahaha you never fail to aMUSE me lol I laughed the whole time reading this and it was definitely one of those funny-cause-it-true.

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

I understand completely. Sometimes we just dont want the perfect world shoved down our throats.

[Clay Feet]

Poor little fairies, :( You had better watch your back, mama who lives in a shoe! fairies hate to be mocked when tripping the light fantastic in their loafers that make them fly. C'mon, little Miss Muffet, take it easy on the spider. Just because he sits by you does not mean that he wants something from you. If I break my shell will you put me back together again? :)

Great spoof on nursery rhymes, meanie Muse!

[ImagineItAll]

This isn't even close to sucking! This is surely brilliant! You had me laughing through it all! Cinderella does need to get laid...you are right!

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

ok, pick me up off the floor, I just fell from heaven above, I am no longer singing about love. I have laughed so hard I am in tears, you may not want reviews but you got one dear. Wonderful!