Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Kenneth The Poet]

LOL, I love this. And I have to agree, Muse. Read my stuff, it can get a tad repetitive.

[Forest Green]

You forgot the carriage into a pumpkin possibility, such ominous endings threaten all of those who are running late...;)

This is an inspired poem, the image, font and surprisingly appropos lines are very entertaining. On the other hand, you might just be feeling jealous...;))

Nice work...!

[silentpoet]

lol...that was very entertaining honestly very different and I loved it..

[Blue Moon Ice Cream]

"Cinderella needs to get laid alright." Awesome line! Fairytales are all nice and good, but sometimes a different viewpoint is even better! :D

[Daydreamer54]

LOl,well this was ntresitn and it's true the world isn't all gumdrops and rainbows. get a grip on reality! ^^

[knowman]

Defferent that's for sure, Kool.

[KimLove "The Beautiful ..]

Bravo!!! I really liked this a lot!! ;p

[Helpless]

HAHAHAHA!!!! fantastic! personally I love fairies and fairy tales, but this was still hilarious! LOVE IT! Especially about gagging on a spoon! that is such a cali girl thing to say! LOL!