Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Dreamer]

hahahah.lol Love it- up front and in ur face. Sadly, i am one of those writers who write over and over abt these things. When i read some of my things im like 'this sounds familiar" -duh...yuh think.lol Good piece

[Tate Morgan]

That was the funniest thing I have read here ever lol I absolutely vote this to the top of the list lol
I lay my pen in reverence at your feet!

[Miss Marie Riorden.]

Haha! This got me to laugh. I don't think I, personally, have wrote a poem about fairies. The only thing I think I could be guilty of is the nursery rhyme. "Cinderella needs to get laid tonight"

[Marie Harrison]

Ha! Snowwhite turns tricks and the seven dwarfs are her johns.
Your poem made me laugh!

[Joe Shetina]

I could read this over and over and over and over.

[MS. BABy]

this was truly funny, lol don't think my daughter would think so...I enjoyed the whole piece this was the first piece I read today that made ME laugh...thanks for the break in the world of inking...Hello Im BABy pleasure to read you

[Sleeping Maiden]

lol. Nicely done! Very enjoyable read. =D
Interesting view of fairies.

[Jacey Poison Girl]

LMFAO I LOVED THIS! I find Tinkerbell so freaking annoying and the Cinderella comment made me snort with glee. Great poem

[Moflo]

This was very nice! I loved how you worked the fairy tales in at the end with a realistic adaptation. You do bring up a good point about Fairies, maybe they are more Puck than Tinkerbell. Nicely done!

[Lily Mae]

Well some pixies can be real bad asses.. just saying:) I love it.. :) xx