Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[SkinlessFrank]

Oh fair Muse, you speak my language.

[Dahlia Phoenix]

This made me laugh so hard I couldn't contain it! I've never been a big fan of fairies at all and honestly, this poem displays your dislike for this certain character. Tinkerbell is annoying so she should die. xD I can relate somewhat.

[EMF]

Wonderful work. Laughed myself silly at it. It's as subtle as a drill up the nose, but much more fun.

[Yari Garcia (Older Prof..]

Lmao! This is such a great poem! :-D

[Samuel Dickens]

You're sick of faeries and I'm sick of the whole werewolf/romance thing. Much the same, I guess. Really, though, they're good subjects if one can just write something "new" about them. (Not an easy thing) Anyway, it's a cute and well-written poem.

[Star Bright]

Love this! Made me giggle. (: Keep writing!

[J.V. Stanley]

*grins* I love this! I'm actually watching Tinkerbell (per my daughter's request). I hold the same sentiments at times XD A good mocking of what is mainstream is a fantastic breath of fresh air...now....what to do about that ghastly spongebob....

[R J Askew]

Refreshing. Nothing is sacred, nothing. Everything must and should be mocked from time to time, just to remind us that we must question everything and accept nothing, that we must be intellectually awake. The best line is 'Cinderella must get laid.' Arf, arf!

[SpokenWord]

ROFL.. I didn't see this one before but glad someone else reviewed it so I could read it too. It is the American way everything ends happily ever after, the hero gets the girl, the villain dies and good always defeats evil so why should nursery rhymes be any different LOL. This was cute I really like this poking fun well done.

[Sarah]

love it its kind of funny in a way but i know what you mean...