Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Kaitlyn]

Haha! That was really funny. :) So very true though. I write about pretty much the same things. Many people do that! This was very well written though.

[Cassie Fraga]

hahahahahahhahahah!!! ahahahahahaha!!! that was a fun read!!! ahahahaha!!!
thanx for the laugh sis!!! great read!!

[Ubiquitous]

"Cinderella needs to get laid alright" LOL. I love it! The annoyed theme is humorous, yet I completely agree. Very well written, and it made me laugh.

[Lily]

This was good!

[Stammers]

Hmm. Maybe it was just my perception but I always thought tinkerbell a little loose with her morals myself. I disagree. More sexually promiscuous, passive aggressive fairies needed.

[InkSlinger]

Green eggs, and ham..
Humpty Dumpty was the man..
Now he's just another Sam I am
being scrambled in a hot greased pan..

[bookworm]

LOL! Frigging hilarious! No wonder you could make smoking sound palatable....:)

[tata young]

i happen to love tinkerbell that is relly mean

[Inyourshadow]

I once penned one where Tink fell on burning wings as she annoys me big time the Neverland S**t lol. I love the fact that you are able to poke fun at childhood but please don't hate my nursery rhyme stories lol. Keep em' coming

[EMF]

Yep. Fourth read. Still immensley funny and a wonderful read.