First Date

Here I am almost eighteen -- a virgin

and a date with the sexiest girl in school

come Friday -- Prom night -- why me?

Because she asked. I have no idea what to do.

I can't ask my mom, dad said I needed a handbook.

It has been so long he can't remember.

Now where in the world do I get a handbook?

I can't ask my friends since I taked as I knew.

 

Friday morning I was walking along Main Street.

Stopped in a bookstore. It was very small and cluttered.

I was embarrassed to ask the female clerk so I helped myself.

All I could find was Reproduction of Gorillas. I bought the book.

Went to school and read each chance I could. But to no avail.

 

I prayed to God for help, rang the bell, her father anwered the door.

Looked me over asked some questions -- said she would be right down.

She appeared on the stairs, what a sight, an angel in bright lights.

She stepped forward, missed the step and rolled all the way down.

Lying on the floor with a broken leg, we rush to the hospital.

Me! I'm a virgin for another day.

 

Author's Note

For the forun contest.

Reviews

[bluessadmood]

oh this is so lovely ,its like a story ,i just wanted to know what next and i laughed a lot,the gorillas mating book,ha ha ,i really wanted to know what will happen ,i never wanted the virginity thing to stay another day,i really wanted to know how things will go ha ha

[Helena]

Well that was a letdown wasn't it?
A date to remember alright......
Cute write from your mischevious "muse" or was it??!! LOL

Good job for Sal's "Word" challenge and good luck!

Helena

[Kaye]

O___O Oh my gosh! That sounds like a slightly horrifying story! XDD Definitly a huge surprise at the end there.