That One Line...

...it happens

That one line was a veritable fuckfest of twisted fate and a gathering of ideas so poetic, it would surely coat the souls of the reader with a plaque that couldn't be scraped away with a surgeons scalpel, much less a tumbler of crown and a good nights sleep. That one line captured not only this moment, but every goddamn moment ever created by the one tenth of the brain used by every man, woman and child on the face of the planet.  He typed it with a vengeance and a confidence usually saved for the most arrogant of attorney's, who enjoy nothing better than to bury someone, deserving or not, up to their necks in the sand on the beach where the tide is rising and small ugly marine animals are chomping at the bit for a taste of s**t luck defendant tongue.  It was going to be the poem to tie together every loose end the universe has to offer and reinvent the way human beings think about the emotional condition......storm of the century style. In the glow of the after write and while he awaited the responses to come pouring in, he contemplated his ensuing fame.  The first review came in and he eagerly clicked on the icon that would start the thrill ride in motion, as the review appeared he took in a deep breath.....

Evonne69crisis - 

      this is pretty good.....reminds me of my cat....lol. Keep posting, you are really good!!!!!

Reviews

[Gee]

Another master piece completed, posted, now just sit back and wait for the deluge of praise....yeahhh, right, that never happens.
Talking of cats Crowley my brother kept two, Flap and Astrophe.
REALLY enjoyed this as I can see all manner of folk on here relating to this. Me, just happy to be read let alone reviewed :))

[Neville]

Strange innit, whilst considering these words for the very first time, my cat was the farthest thing from my mind, but then, when I got to the review, pow.. suddenly my head is filled with cats of all shapes and sizes.. then I realised, I aint got a cat... it happens... Actually, I thoroughly enjoyed the uniqueness of your 'That One Line' and the gift of humour it saves most spectacularly till the end... my friend..... Neville

[Crowley]

Thanks man...ain't we all out to change the world? Hard when I just have a hard time changing my mind.

[Neville]

Evonne69crisis -
pretty good.....reminds me of my cat....lol. Keep posting, you are really good!!!!! ... Neville

[Crowley]

lol...I love you man..you crack me up!!

[Neville]

sentiment reciprocated & true....

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

The anticipation almost had me until I read the review and spit my tea at the screen in uninhibited laughter! FABULOUS!

[barleygirl]

This is hilarious on many levels. I went on a ride that took me to the heights and also to the depths – at the same time. Your drama-choked intro is a never-ending slog of uninhibited s**t-slinging so well delivered. This seems to be about the sheer exhilaration of writing a rant to completely eviscerate a person . . . remembering the dregs of my bipolar tendencies when I blew out all my angst without giving a hang about my target’s feelings. But then your little ditty seems to change directions slightly & next I’m seeing the proud writer finishing a perceived masterpiece. Now I’m shifting into the Café realm of unrealistic hopes & dreams. The “review” line could’ve been anything. You did a good job capturing the banal niceties often doled out around here. I love this spoof. I’m such a witch, I really love spoofing the ones who always lead with their “writing accomplishments”. . . heh! heh! heh! Fondly, Margie

[Crowley]

I knew you would like this one. Thanks Margie!!!!