Yoghurt Related Love Affiar

Wrote this for competitions back in 08. It's an oldie but a goodie, enjoy!

Yoghurt Related Love Affair

On a warm July day I was walking into the city

And passed a young brunette who I thought was a fitty

But I passed her by as my throat was parched

And to the newsagent instead I marched

To Mr Patel I asked with conviction

“Do you have anything quench-worthy to cure my affliction?”

He directed me to the chill-cabinets at the back

To his soft drink emporium that would make my lips smack

But scanning the racks crammed full of cheap pop

I happened upon the yoghurt drink Yop

The thought of it’s fruit flavours made me drool

And I purchased the bottle like some kind of fool

Without leaving the counter I screwed off the cap

Opened the shop door and walked through the gap

The next thing I know as I came out of the shop

Was that I was knocked over and got covered in Yop

The bottle took off straight into the air

And distributed it’s contents all over my hair

It’s yoghurty flavour permeated my skin

To express my annoyance I couldn’t begin!

“Look where you’re going, you silly old fool!”

“I’m sorry” said a girl who was ever so cool

I looked up and had a shock as I got to my feet

It was the Brunette I passed earlier on in the street

“You look a mess” She said now smiling at me

“I’d have thought that was obvious” I replied nonchalantly

“My names Rachel and I live 2 streets away”

“If you give me your clothes I’ll launder them today”

So reluctantly and covered in drink

We moved off together in a yoghurty stink

But sure enough she turned true to her word

And undressing I felt perhaps a little absurd

Especially after she’d washed my hair

And I was left in my pants with nothing to wear

As she towelled me down she caught my eye

I reached out to touch her, I don’t know why

But she met me half way in a passionate embrace

And the sauciest look ran across her face

The rest as they say is all in the past

We’re married now; it happened quite fast

And when we’re in bed, the yoghurt I savour

And she still licks my skin for it’s strawberry flavour.

Reviews

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this is really good, like the rhyme