Mars Mission Project or Escape Velocity or Is She an ENIGMA?A Story by harishbabu A satire from my diary "Far from O. Henry and Maupassant" My dear friends, Welcome to Mumbai This is an online story telling cum gossip telling centre. Just read it and go back to your world. I would not like to waste your time. I would not like to misuse your data plan either. So here I start! Picture yourself in a rocket or a space shuttle set up for launching. Once ignited….gone!... right? When you are thrown out in the space, you will rotate OUR BEAUTIFUL BLUISH EARTH in an orbit. You will rotate our nations, societies and all wicked, crooked worlds. Around a world of pollution, poverty, imbalance, love, relations emotions, frustrations or whatever it can be .If again ignited?. .you will expand your apogee like in orbit injection, and if ignited again and again? YOU WILL GET ESCAPED!! An escape for ever from above said world and our pure bluish earth, never to come back again to breathe fresh morning air and enjoy the togetherness and warmth of your loved ones. AGREED? What I am telling is, listen! WHAT I AM TELLING ABOUT IS… Come let us start. Jahnvi! What? Yaaaa…Jahnvi Malhotra, 25 years... Shhh….(silently) It is not fair to disclose a girl’s age. Anyway, (loudly) Jahnvi.D. Malhotra.25 years (she doesn't care) walking towards 26 Nooooooo….she is JUMPING! (Look back into history. During her school days her mother said once, ‘she is running… growing so fast by skipping every alternative years like 10 years, 12 years, 14 years. That is what I feel. Don’t you see man?’ ‘Arre! Don’t count a girl’s age and growth. You will be messed up with your arithmetic. Let her grow and make her own world’ said father) So now she is flitting and flying from year to year and from to anything to anything like a BUTTERFLY. OK? Let me go faster .I don’t want to waste your time . JAHNVI MALHOTRA Structured, Smart, Straightforward and Stubborn (not too much) JAHNVI MALHOTRA Financial expert in a financial management consultancy cum mutual investment cum all investment centre named Blue Orbit Mumbai simply BOM.
JAHNVI MALHOTRA Fair, specially made blonde curly hair (she went for a bob cut last to last year) BLUE EYES (Oh … Don’t look into her eyes. ,….you will be… YOU WILL BE NICELY GODDAMNED!) It would be fine to go through her diary. (2013) What is written in that? Nothing yaar nothing. Nothing is written in that. Blank pages…as white as angels. Except one. November 21(her birth day) “HARD WORK, HARD WORK, HARD WORK! …EVERYTHING ELSE IS SILENT” Really? Really. Aree yaar… Come back JAHNVI MALHOTRA 1, Wears a Lawrence & Mayo or a Ray Ban Gifted by her young M D’s wife,Mansi on their sun glass always ( when she is out) wedding anniversary to block her eyes from her husband and other staffs in the company. A nice business cum family strategy. 2. Cooks in the busy fussy Mumbai mornings and gets ready for the office 3. She fits her accessories like Calvin Klein belt, Rado watch ( gift of old
MD), 4. Gives a lovely kiss on her mama’s lovely cheek and a hearty hug to her dearest dad. 5. Starts her newly bought Nissan (Without EMI ) Rejecting the offer of an official car ‘JAGUAR” Vroooom………. 5. She races the car to the finishing point (office) from her newly bought 3 BHK apartments in Mumbai
VERY VERY DETERMINED GIRL YAAR……
Let us back to history An average student in St Loreto convent school, but she was very very energetic one. Fell in love 1.5 times. One was before God’s appearance and one after. God, as she told me, appeared to bless her and she was asked to choose between talent and hard work to be selected. ‘Talent doesn’t mean anything to me sir! Give me power for hard work and determination’ she said. God said ‘agreed. Go and explore the world’. Fifteen!! A flirty, juicy, crispy age. Anything can happen. Very eager to know the world, hug the world, make the world and mock the world…desperately waiting For what? ….. To know what will happen next and what will not. How to fall in love, how not to… Rohin. A very very studious boy. Somehow he did that. Between the chairs and tables What he did? Arre ! He simply looked into her eyes. Gone!! Friendship bands and love ship bands and (singing) Cadburys and sachets and hair bows and heart arrows and Baskin Robbins. Failed!! THE BOY FAILED IN MANY SUBJECTS!! What next? The parents of the boy intervened. Resolutions and regulations were made What made? ‘DON’T LOOK INTO HER EYES BETTAH, DON’T LOOK” O my god! ‘Jahnvi’ the boy said. ‘I am afraid. I’m shouted. I’m scared when I look into her eyes’ ‘OK. Let it be. Bye’. She said How now! Years later, in a software firm.. between the machines, between int a and int b, between the EMOTIONS through Windows 7 The young man Neeraj (her colleague) saw. What he saw? THE DEEP BLUE OCEANIC HORIZON IN HER EYES! Stuck!! Got affected by virus Trojan what else! She, who by then had taught herself to lock the love and fancy in heart’s heart, said with a smile.’ Leave me alone Neeraj. Enjoy the warmth of friendship. I , a girl of my own world, from a common middle class… I’ll help you.. really will help you to find a cute girl’. She did. He found. Got married and settled in Well done Man!! Well done! Yes. But hurry up.( I don’t want to misuse your data plan) Welcome to the present time. JAHNVI MALHOTRA Ambitions ---- ooops!! Again go back tohistory. Once, during her School days she said to her.’ Mama in my future I Will go to Mars’ ‘Then opt for Aeronautic Engineering Janu. Go to NASA. They will get you to Mars’ dad said. ‘No dad’ she said. ‘I just want to escape from this wicked world. Society seems to me to be a black hole. You know what a black hole is? It really pulls me in and it’s really suffocating. It’s paining. I just want to get ignited and achieve a velocity of 11.2 kilometre per second’ Dad- ‘Then, don’t go to NASA. I don’t think they keep anything of this sort. Society and all’ (laughing). Hobbies----- Go back to her diary again (2013) 21st November “Today is my birth day. I wish it were a rainy day. I Could go out with no one there and get exposed to new new new rain. It would pour me some energy …to live…to smile.”-JAHNVI. Nothing else? Nothing man! Nothing.They are blank pages as white as angels. I told you. Everything else is silent man! Then it must be a part tie hobby because you cant’t even dream a single drop of rain in Mumbai from October to June. Come back. I hope you got the point. Let me refrain (loudly) Ms. JAHNVI. D. MALHOTRA Leader at the financial experts’ desk, in short skirt ---NICE! JAHNVI MALHOTRA In her Jack and Jones slim fit jeans and T shirt. ----SUPERB!! Dear JAHNVI in her Fabindia or Globaldesi churidar, dancing to a Bollywood song or some D jockeys ----UNBELIEVABLE!!! Dear JANU or JAN in a south Indian or North Indian Sari in a family function -----GONE!!! YOU WILL BE ADDICTED. OK? Count down the following facts. A) A total spending of 14 years in St. Loreto convent school. An average student but with high spirit and enthusiasm. Mark metre oscillated between 75 an 85. The sister in the convent said ‘A cute girl of accomplishments with beautiful eyes. An average in academics, but very very active. She only will be our all time prefect because we make leaders, not rulers. She will shine in her future like a butterfly’. Arre yaar….. A common girl from a common family with roots in Punjab or somewhere, I have seen her in front of a government grain shop during her school years( I am 5 years older than her and I don’t care )Her grand father was a farmer. Her father struggled a lot and somehow got a small job in Rashtriya Chemicals and Fertilizers and hence came to Mumbai. Got married and lived in a single room apartment for 13 years where his only one daughter, dearest DEAREST Janu was born. B) 4 years in a common engineering college and during those days she started teaching schoolchildren. They liked their dear Janu deedi very much and in turn she taught them how to lock and unlock the heart, how to get ignited and …how to be in rain. Two years in a software firm with boring programme coding which made no sense to her at all. She wanted to get ignited always and escaped from the society after the absorption of the same. Fed up with the coding, she left it with a second hand MBA (correspondence), applied for another job, got interviewed and appointed in a small financial firm called BOM ( Blue Orbit Mumbai).In a calm and fresh morning, Mr Patel, the MD ( an old man with poor eye sight) said. ‘You are appointed Ms Jahnvi. Ours is a small firm. I want an energetic and young team because my time is gone (smiling). I started as a cycle repairer in Mumbai, then a gold finance and now this. So welcome to our company and I invite you much in advance to the marriage gala of my son Vipul’. C) She got ignited and spirited her team also. So what happened? The company flourished and theentire team cherished their togetherness and solidarity. The company flourished with millions of rupees investments, brokerage, commission or whatever it can be and started getting international attention. She became known to the world. A relationship developed between the old MD and her as close as he called her daughter and she uncle. Her per ca pita income graph went up like Burj Khalifa from 2.4 lakhs to 24 lakhs That’s why I told you she raced her newly bought NISSAN to the office in the mornings and I should emphasize the key words ‘without E M I” and ‘REJECTING AN OFFICIAL CAR- SEXY SEXY BLACK JAGUAR’ She cooked in the mornings, went for yoga on Saturdays ,went for evening walk on week days, went for party with friends, slept on Sundays , whistled “ show me the meaning of…” at leisure time and then.. whenever there was a rainy day( silently) she went alone to her own world …to those silent moments and closed her blue eyes… For what purpose? Arre ! to get exposed to the action of her dear rain…to be filled with emotion…to be in rain and to be with rain.. OK? Arre waaaa! So I would like to say she flew all around Mumbai like a humming bird with deep oceans in her eyes and with a sweet official nickname “BUTT- ER- FLY” Arre babbaree! But! Now!..at the present time In November 2014 She is facing a big ? Yes...a big question from a multi
multi billionaire, a producer in Bollywood, ‘Are you a ROBOT? Don’t you want to feel the sweetness of a love at first sight?’ He asked this question because..Oooops! I lost my way. I went ahead. Let us slightly go back to history. 21st August 2013 ‘Congratulations Mr Deepak. You are appointed. Warm welcome to Blue Orbit Mumbai’. The young MD, Mr Vipul Patel said to the newly appointed staff. ‘You will be our first team member with a foreign MBA. You deserve it. Qualified, experienced, so we want your talent and dedication. Ours is a team which keeps courtesy to each other and with a strong motto. You must have heard about it. Hands in Hands action and Heart in Heart in action. You will be helped, supported and encouraged by our team leader. The sole source of the motto, Ms Butter…O! sorry..Ms Jahnvi Malhotra, Very very energetic, sincere, punctual and humorous girl man!. You opted for this company or shall I say you came to know about this company because of her. You can enjoy her jokes and you will be kept being spirited OK? BUT! DON’T LOOK IN TO HER AIEYEEEES!( yawning) Those are…(taking pause) those are poisonous ones! Injurious to one’s career bro! Dangerous to your I purposefully don’t look,( aside) ..my wife doesn't want me to.. Anyway good luck! You can join from the very next moment, thank you’ Going home, the man Deepak thought ‘what the hell that man is talking about? Should I not look into her eyes or should I not look in to her Aaaaaaaz’ INDISTINGUISHABLE ‘In this fresh fresh Mumbai morning, let us start with a cappuccino’ butterfly ooops ! Jahnvi saidThe newly appointed man was just joined with Clark executive shoes, Hidesign bag in hand, coat, suit, Apple and thoughts about the ambiguity in the leader’s eyes( she wears a sun glass) ‘Nothing matters here.’ She said with her palm tapping on the table. ‘Inflation, stagflation or deflation… Nothing really matters. We are about to harvest the crops in this season.’ Looking at the new comer’s face,
she said (smiling) ‘Welcome Mr Deepak. We are lucky to have a man from Houston
MBA programme. I am a second hand MBA girl only. I went through your profile.
Extraordinary! Good percentage, experience, guitar playing, band and concert in
HOZZAAAT!! The man is flaaat! ******* Dear readers you got the point? OK. After that, Several days of discussions, meetings, deflation, motto, Heart in Heart actions, cappuccinos bla..bla..bla.. The man was repeatedly advised and warned by our young MD What he was advised? “DON’T LOOK IN TO HER…” But the man looked in both ways.
The ambiguity became clear and he wished to be in a yacht in those You know what was the consequence? Arre the man couldn't sleep, could he? THE MAN COULDN'T SLEEP IN THE NIGHTS and he had to count the stars to get the time passed. Some thoughts were conceived in his mind as he was washed ashore by the tsunamis from those bluish oceans. The man repeated the same name again and again. He couldn't help refrain it. What he repeated? “JAHNVI DEEPAK! JAHNVI DEEPAK! JAHNVI DEEPAK!” Arre yaar! Really? Really. ‘What an attractive eye!. I have
never seen such a sexy girl in my whole life. What an air! What an approach!
What an aptitude!’ the man said to himself. He made an album leaf in which he
fixed a picture of him and Jahnvi next to next, framed by his ‘Anyhow I have to own her. What is the whole point of a HOUSTON MBA in life otherwise?’ he asked himself. He started trying poetry. “Those sapphires in those eyes” etc. etc. He drew a picture of her in his mind as a girl wearing a ring with his name, making him morning coffee and waiting for him to be taken to his world. One day he called his mother on the phone and said. ‘Mom I have found my future wife here. Don’t search for anyone else. This will be worked out’ So he started throwing those things at the young girl. What he threw? In the evenings, in the mornings,
at the cappuccino time, at the lunch time, at leisure time or whenever he found
a suitable time for attack, he threw those things. He threw politics, poetry,
movies, philosophy, cookery, hobbies, the chords he played in But non use man! No use. (Go to her diary 2013). He started checking them regularly. What? Her Facebook status, whats app status, last seen time and in short I can say he started dreaming. He made her a Juliet in balcony in his dreams. He became a day dreamer, a night dreamer, a part time dreamer and a full time dreamer like an employee with all the privileges. ‘DON’T DREAM ME BHAIYA DON’T!’ She said. To whom? Not to Mr
Deepak but to someone else on the phone. She was answering a call from ‘Please send me your pictures, recently taken’ the man on the other side of the phone said. ‘It has been two years since we
last met. Just think about it. It is not only my wish but that of everybody. My
parents, Malhotra mama, aunt, the whole family is thinking in that way. Why can’t
you come to ‘No Renjith bhaiya. If you have a life to be shared put it in the bank. I don’t know the current interest rate in Canada( smiling).anyway I will find somebody from my world, may be from an average family and he will kiss me all the day around you see’ she said. ‘Janu you know how long time I have been loved you. Thirteen years! Dad will discuss with Malhotra mama when we come in September’. ‘Spare me bhaiya. I want to escape. I am a female Don Quixote… may be at wind mill but I don’t care. You know Don Quixote?’ ‘Somebody in your office?’ he asked. ‘ Bhaiya it is one o clock. Let me go to sleep. Tomorrow I have office. Bye’ ‘Bye then. Please think about what I said. See you tomorrow. Send me the photos OK? Ummm’ Arree yar… Hello readers, I hope you know the current situation, THREE DREAMERS DEEPAK (fresher) RENJITH(with 13 years experience) and JANU (dreamer of the rain) OK? NEXT STEP
Welcome to BOM Just look at the man Deepak sitting like a HECTOR in the Trojan War, frustrated, disappointed and totally failed with his eyes helplessly fixing at the monitor of his Apple lap top. And now he sees a well formatted add blinking in the monitor. ‘Why it would not be worked out?’ he asked himself The add said ‘HOW TO WIN A HEART’, ‘HOW TO MAKE YOUR LIFE SMOOTH’ Dr. PHRABAKAR KALLE (And there is one more designation that you will read later.) ‘VERY CLOSER, NEAR TO YOU, IN MUMBAI. COME, YOU WILL BE BLESSED’ ‘Can I get an appointment after 7 pm’ Deepak asked on the phone. ‘Sure you are welcome’ Dr Kalle’s clinic ‘Hai man! So you are from so called famous BOM. right?’ ‘Yes doctor’ ‘Please fill the form’ NAME ADDRESS AGE SEX bla.. bla..bla Two options 1. FALL IN LOVE 2. MAKE YOUR FRIEND FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ‘Why I can’t select both?’ the young man thought. ‘So you are willing to pay double fees as you select both, eh?’ Doctor asked. ‘Yes doctor’ ‘Ok let us start from the very beginning’ the doctor started. ‘A GIRL IS AN ENIGMA’ (with sigh) Doctor Kalle( one who failed seven times in winning hearts in his young age and married to Dr Pramena Kalle, an ophthalmologist who only checked your cataract) said. ‘You have to start from the heart’ he continued. ‘The order goes like Heart (heart in action!), Eyes (eyes in action!) and then Hands (hands in action!)Start the love from your heart, go to her eyes and then to her heart followed by her hands. Hold her hands and take her to your world’ The young man became stunned. ‘You are an E-X-P-E-R-T doctor. I got convinced!’ the young man said. ‘Or you can just work with eyes and hands, a good chemistry. Give her a simple but firm shake hand in which you should be able to convince her of your personality, sincerity, love , warmth, caring, safety and even a promise of secured life’ ‘OK doctor’ Deepak said. ‘So today is our first lecture. You can pay the fees now. Cash, cheque or net transfer whichever you prefer..’ doctor said with a smile. ************** OK? my dear readers. So there were weekly lectures, lessons, meetings, advises, inspirations and motivations continued for several months. The young fellow attempted many steps. The timeline of his Whats app attempts, apart from other ones is given below. Good morning! (Very beginning) Good morning----Good night (after 4 days) Jokes and groups (after 2 weeks) Simple pictures---songs (after 3 weeks) Simple roses and simple hearts (after 1 month) Violent roses and broken hearts (after 2 months) Half an hour chatting (after 2 and half months) One hour chatting (after 3 months) So on…at last ‘Can we meet in McDonald at 7.30 in the evening today. I want to say something.’ �"recently sent message. ‘Are you going to marry something called “butterfly” bettah’ his mother asked on the phone. ‘It’s not butterfly. It’s Jahnvi’ he replied. ‘Jahnvi, I am involved’ the young man said in the evening. ‘Let it be an arranged one. Let our parents discuss. I can’t leave Mumbai without you’. ‘Mr Deepak’ she replied ‘I have my own world. I will help you…really will help you find a cute girl. OK?’ Broken! His heart became broken. ******** ‘Nothing is worked out doctor’ he said in the lecture. ‘I told you na! a girl was an enigma’ doctor replied.’ Wait. Let me see her once’. ‘You are welcome doctor, to our annual day party’ BOM annual day celebration. Evening party. JAHNVI MALHOTRA in gorgeous pink sari making the people spellbound. ‘Can I go back?’ doctor asked. Deepak�"‘you can go after dinner doctor’ Dr Kale�"(silently) ‘can I go back to my thirties’ Some thoughts had conceived in doctor’s mind by then. (Don’t worry. She wears a sun glass) ‘Mr Deepak, don’t worry. I will join your evening jogging with her. I have to study the chemistry between you. I will give you a workable solution after that .OK?’ ‘OK doctor’ ************* DEAR JANU at her home. ‘What is your plan Janu’ father asked. ‘What plan, eh? Heart in action and hand in action what else? Don’t worry papa the EMI is paid regularly, your medical insurance also.’ She said. ‘No dear. I’m
telling about the marriage. Renjith calls me repeatedly. What should I tell his
father when they come in September? They are very interested and like you to
settle in ‘Arre papa had your dinner? Then go to sleep. Mama, give me rotti. I’m not thinking about the marriage for next two years. OK?. I just want to escape. That’s all’ ‘Will you escape from us too, Jan?’ mama asked. ‘No mama, don’t say that’ she said. She gave a kiss on mama’s cheek and went to dream. Dream what? Dream about the upcoming rain or may be about a guy who can be in rain with her. Arre waaa! Go back to BOM ‘I want to quit the job. I’m totally disappointed. You know how much I love her. My parents are also interested. She was born and brought for me only. I’m done’. the young man in devastating condition said to the young MD ‘Be positive man. Be optimistic’ the MD said with a cup of coffee in his hand. ‘How can you say that she was born for you, but be positive, you will be helped. How many times I advised you not to do’ ‘What?’ ‘Aree DON’T LOOK INTO HER AIYEEEEEZ (yawning) I purposefully don’t look. Instead my wife does. She assesses it regularly. Be patient bro .Try once more’ he added. So the young man sent her a message again to stay back in office after 7 pm. OK readers? Now, he wanted to apply all the lessons and tricks he learned from Dr Kalle that evening. Simply saying our HECTOR got ready for his last fight in the Trojan War saying it an ARMAGEDDON. He became ready to define himself DEEP-AWK! Dr Kalle’s practical tips goes on like, 1. Start from her heart( which he failed) 2. Keep looking at her eyes(he doesn't care) 3. Simply touch her hand, pretending to give her a shake hand. 4. Send a powerful dart and ascertain your presence before her like a HECTOR(Leave ACHILLES alone) 5. Convince her of your personality, ability, strength, sincerity, open mind, straightforwardness and your overall parameter. 6. Make her think that you promise her a safe life, everlasting moments of warmth, safety, preservation, caring or anything she prefers. 7. WARNING!! Don’t keep any prejudice against her. Have an adequate checking whether she keeps any sort of prejudice against anybody else. (Beware of the
so called
So you keep her hand in yours and keep looking at her eyes OK? Then what? Here is the turning point bro!..here is! She looks back at your eyes, starts loosing energy and if she turns her eyes to somewhere else with a smile…ho! You got man! You won and she is yours. Just hold her hand, make it touch with your heart, give a gentle kiss on it if you don’t mind, get her close to you by simply pulling with your left hand kept around her waist OK? After that? Take her man! to your world with a nice kiss. DAMNED! She said by moving back. ‘Who taught you this lesson, to start from the hand?’ ‘Doctor Kalle’ ‘Who is he?’ ‘Sexpert’ ‘F**KSPERT!!!’(Loudly) she said. (I told you na you would read later) ‘It will not work in my case dude’ she said with a smile. ‘Then what should I do Jahnvi?’ Hector said with a collapsed mind. ‘Simple! Search my identity. Seek for my absolute. Once found SET ON FIRE DEEPAK! SETON FIRE.( very silently) she replied. So our HECTOR left the battlefield of ARMAGEDDON with a broken spear and crumbled shield simply asking the security to close it. Got the point readers? Hurry up. I don’t want to waste your time. it’s already late. HECTOR’S GURU Dr kalle had something in his mind regarding his business. ‘Don’t you have shame man to start a family clinic with a girl who could be your daughter’ Mrs Kalle raised her voice ‘Just look Meenu (his wife) how Mr Patel flourished. He was a cycle repairer you know, and see his current situation because of this girl .I, with no clients sitting, bored. Nowadays nobody wants a Sexpert because everybody is doing well dear! If we start a clinic here and appoint her in charge, we will make good score! I am sure’ Doctor said ‘I won’t agree with you Prabhakar. We have some status both in family and out and we have to keep it’ Mrs Kalle argued. Arre yaaar…
Let us go back to BOM again. ‘Let us start with a simple black coffee today unlike our usual cappuccino ok? because Jahnvi is not feeling well today’ the young MD said. ‘Ok. let us have a black coffee today but I can handle the meeting with ease’ Jahnvi said. “Dear guys’ she continued ‘we should be well prepared… to meet any sort of challenge at any coast. Inflation, deflation, stagflation or whatever it may be…be prepared. Before venturing for a task, you should know how to handle it. For example if you want to touch a girl, obviously you should know how to touch her, am I right Deepak? It is not like touching a smart phone as you guys do” HOWZZZZAT! But she was not hurt; instead she smiled with vigour and in the evening offered our HECTOR a nice cappuccino from CCDay. Readers, I hope you have an idea about the current scenario. I am telling you, now is the time. Here is the point to get ignited. A good time to expand your apogee, a good time to GET ESCAPED!! The news came like a bomb to BOM! Everybody got stuck! because OUR BUTTERFLY, OUR JAHNVI MALHOTRA has got a chance in BOLLYWOOD and she is about to attend an interview next week. Somebody overheard the old MD talk to her. ‘You joined here my daughter, and we flourished and now I should say you are free. You can continue or can go wherever you wish to. You will have my best wishes. You should joint at least six month prior to your appointment time. You know that how ft I wish you were my daughter in law’ the MD said ‘I know uncle. Don’t worry, wherever I go I will be with you. Thank you for wishes’
So now Everybody has got stuck. Young MD is worried about his company’s future. Deepak and the Canada man about her dreams, about the FALLING APART of their dreams, Mansi is in a dilemma…between supporting her husband for the sake of the company and supporting Jahnvi for the sake of an unsuspected family. Dr Kalle( with his wife having a pleasant face) about the future business plan Immediate actions should be taken. Our HECTOR took two days leave to ponder on the crisis. Mrs Kalle prayed to God to save her husband and family status .Mr Vipul thought about offering her a partnership. ‘If she gets the chance’, everybody thought, ‘she will get escaped from this current life and go to an upgraded and unattainable world of celebrities, film, fashion and boy friends. Our dreams will be shattered’. So what happens now? Immediate actions are taken. Deepak borrows 50 lakhs from his family to offer the producer to block him from giving her a chance. ‘sir please’ he calls on the phone ‘please don’t give her a chance, I’m begging you. Spare her from the selection. She is my fiancée. I really don’t her to….she is a bit stubborn. So please…’ A flight
from The
producer receives an e mail from a man in the flight (offer of 1.5 crores)
telling that Jahnvi is his fiancée and wants her to settle in So after
the offer of partnerships, after the prayers, after the offer of money and
after email, so called multi multi billionaire �" the producer of Everybody rushes to the studio on the interview day morning, pretending to be her well-wishers on the spot. Dear readers LOOK! Look at those faces- curious, serious, sad- waiting for Jahnvi to come back from the office. They are, 1. Deepak ( who was promised to teach some lessons) 2. Renjith ( with 13 years experience) 3. Vipul ( with a promise given to dad) 4. Mansi Vipul ( in a dilemma) 5. Mrs Kalle ( with prayer) 6. Dr Kalle (between the two worlds. A Sexpert clinic and an expert clinic) At last, She comes from the studio. With a smiling face? or a serious face? I don’t know. Anyway she is thinking about the question that she was expected to reply at the time of interview, What question? ‘Are you a ROBOT? Don’t you want to feel the sweetness of a love at first sight?Welcome to our fashion world’ He asked this question because… DON’T LOOK INTO HER EYES……………………NICELY GODDAMNED!
My dear friends, This is an online story telling cum gossip telling centre. Me, Harish Babu Nair at the desk with a motto of getting you far from O. Henry and Maupassant by exploring the possibilities of story telling. So it is the time to wind up. I conclude my passage with some questions leaving behind. 1. Will she get escaped from current world to a fabulous fabulous world of film and fashion? 2. Where should we go to get an answer to the question above? To those people who are curiously waiting for her? Or to history again? Or to her diaries? (With silent pages as white as angels) Or to herself? (But don’t look in to her….) 3. Is she an ENIGMA? And lastly 4. How many of you will agree with me if I say the beauty of my dear friend Jahnvi is in her heart? Or else, If you want to go back to the main menu press 1 JAHNVI MALHOTRA, 25 years ( shhhhh………) every thing else is silent….. Thanks & Regards Harish Babu From my diary “Far from O. Henry and Maupassant”
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