Gir

me and Roudy wrote it in poetry xD

There once was a cat. He liked pizza. He really liked the kind with mice. Yyuummyyyyyy. He also liked tacos. So one day he made a paco. Did we mention he’s green? His name is Gir. What does the g stand for you might ask? I doonn’t know.

 

One day he got shot. It was with a water gun. The water gun was filled with kool-aid….so you think. NOW HE’S RED! That bloody cat!

 

Edward cullen came….and that’s when we found out our cat was a girl. She now has little baby vampire kittens. They all love cupcakes. And tacos. And muffins on sticks. AND BLOOOOD!!! MUAHAHAHAHA.

 

I suggest you don’t mess with jakob, bella, jasper and alice…the baby vampire kittens

 

That’s all folks! .