my family ^_^

yea...it's bout my family, but not true

Let me tell you a tale

about my family

chances are it's fake

and definately witty.

Back home in Scottland

down at the pub

it wasn't a nice place

let's call it the shrub.

Night after night

the lonely guys drank

until the police showed up

let's call him frank.

The guys packed up

and left their seats

if they knew sooner

hey'd have time to fleat.

Over in the U.S

there's no more pubs

all we have

is the wacky b-dubs :D