![]() Ode to a Would-Be SaladA Chapter by Haeshin![]() I was going to have a salad.![]() I was going to have a salad And feel oh so virtuous But fate got me furious The fridge was empty of lettuce
How could that be! It only takes half a head for salad And that's how I knew That Dad had been home He'd eaten the other half of lettuce
Gone, O lettuce! Gone the virtue pure But you know I should have known That when Dad is home Leftover foods are at their own peril © 2015 Haeshin |
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Added on April 16, 2010 Last Updated on January 6, 2015 Tags: ode, would be, salad, funny poem Author![]() HaeshinCAAbout*Please provide feedback! Pick a story, any story, and try it out. *Things to Check Out* -Blog-Coms: Not every single day of my life is full of action and adventure (unless I'm watching a superh.. more..Writing
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