A New-found Blood Craze

My personal Tw*****t protest.

Please do not be mad because I'm just a lone voice,

Trying to find sense in this teen wide choice.

I find not much attractive in a guy whose heart stopped beating,

And whose body could use a nice all over heating.

Now Jacob I've found, while really quite dashing,

Gives girls quite enough without unnecessary flashing.

So here's my plan, a quite brute one of sorts,

Is to blow them all up and move to Hogwarts.

:D

Author's Note

Tw*****t fans don't judge TOO harshly.

Reviews

[marisa starkilicious]

Thank. You.

That is all.

[jhed]

nice.ahahaha..even though I'm one of those before...and cute rhyme scheme..keep it up!!

jhed:)
"ALWAYS SMILE:)"

[LilyM;)]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
reallly good rhyming btw

[Jeannie Wilder]

Oh this made my night. The eternal fight between fantasies! Who will come out on top? And I think I'll join you on your way to Hogwarts. I've never been on a train...

[Rachel U.]

I. Loved. This. Why? Because Tw******t (I like treating it as a curse word) turned vampyres into glittering, romantic teenage fantasies as opposed to their original horrific, blood-drinking selves. And I shall never forgive Meyers for it!

Now, for your actual poem. :P Obviously, I like the content. The one line that I had issues with was this one //I find not much attractive in a guy whose heart stopped beating//. Unfortunately, it kicked me out of the rhythm of the poem. Perhaps it was just a wee bit too long.
Anyways, Iook forward now to the rest of your writing. Very amusing. Very amusing indeed. :)

[A Lone Creative Nomad]

For all of you out there secretly judging me... Vampires are cool. I just dislike the extent that Twilight was taken to. I'm also not a huge romance novel kind of gal... But put me in front of a vampire-induced blood bath and I'm happy. :)

[Valentin]

you don't like vampires do you?

[Ashbug:)]

bahahahaha!

[Joe]

haha! This is awesome! Great ending and great rhythm and rhyme. Great job!