Scotland's Ultimate Minimalist Revenge

Scotland finally finds a way to get revenge on England.

I was walking through a field in England when I came across an eagle poo. It looked like any other kind of  bird poo�"white�"but somehow I instinctively knew that this was the esteemed poo of an eagle.

The poo of an eagle, in the middle of a vast field, in an English field in winter.

Eagles had only recently been reintroduced to Scotland, and here in front of me was a pile of poo that was once inside the body of one such eagle, inconspicuously laying in one of Her Majesty's many rolling fields.

It was Scotland's ultimate minimalist revenge.