Ejaculus Nervosum

Strangulation on the beach

auto erotic asphyxiation

cheap leather pendant

becomes a noose, 

thank f**k for those cheap

Moroccan b******s,

And tried to bite my 

f*****g ear off,

and lost an earring,

return to sender,

three days later,

J'taime, J'taime,

I scream,

and got a moon kissed

apologetic blow job, later

"you just tried to bite my ear off, now you have my c**k in your mouth,

don't stop,"

the most nervous cum

known to man;

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Oh my. I just called in to say hello gram, but I'm making a quick exit :)) I'll leave you to your little pleasures.


Chris

[gram linski]

Been caught like that a few times, blame the moon, lol

[PaintedBirdy]

you're hilarious. keep writing. thanks for sharing.

[gram linski]

Well in hindsight it was quite funny, at the time WTF.

[PaintedBirdy]

hey, moments make the rest of the tedium worth enduring! thanks again.

[barleygirl]

This is an exquisite illustration of how we all have this sick needy spot deep inside where we will do the most desperate acts for love & orgasms! And if the truth be told, the titillation of danger/risk might contribute to the turn-on more than we'd like to admit! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

[gram linski]

Thanks, Margie, sounds like you know what you are talking about, lol

[NotUsinganymore]

Wow interesting poem. A bit erotic for my choice, but interesting words.

[gram linski]

thanks Jung, bit of an in joke, not actual poetry, had you read the rain people or the monastery, you would have enjoyed, lol

[NotUsinganymore]

Interesting. c: Please check out one of my writing please c:

[Robert Trakofler]

I like biters as long as they aren't bitter...bitter biters bite bruises and break bemused balls:)
Gram candy this one but for goodness sake keep a bottle of Mercurochrome nearby!

[gram linski]

Hey B, balls bemused broken and bruised by biters biting bitter bitter bawsac blues black beautiful besotted demented damaged deranged and dangerous deep throat, cheers for the alliteration,

[Robert Trakofler]

Lol:) :) we cant help ourselves

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You do like to live dangerously gram. Me I aint trusting a biter with any appendage of mine anywhere near their oral cavity unless their teeth have been extracted. Love the brutality of some of your pieces and what ever Silente said bro!

[gram linski]

Well if I had a choice I would have declined, the knife in her hand kinda got me aroused, lol, I think Silente liked it, hard to tell :)

[apennylate]

Dude... I am not a fan of raunchiness for the sake of raunchiness...
This, however...
I just, again...
Raw, for the sake of BEING RAW...
Not a "wow" factor...
Not bs...
Heard opening line a few times before...
Or those words rhymed together is what i mean...
BUT...
Leather pendant, though...
Then the rest of it...
Whew...
Blew the lid off meh nutz rite clean off
the most nervous cum known to man...
Moon-kissed...
You have a weirdly pleasant style...

Did you know it is impossible to tickle yourself..?

[gram linski]

Most people think I'm a wee bit fucked up, pleasant is a new one, tickle yer mind, dude, use imagination feathers, cheers

[apennylate]

... Damn... My imagination DOES need tickling... I wonder if there is a fetish site for that... Probz costs more than doing it myself...