hush little baby

hush little baby don't say a word

momma gonna kill you a mocking bird

and if that mocking bird don't die

momma going to tell you another lie

and if that lie don't come true

momma going to give you another clue

and if you don't know the clue

momma going to buy you elmer glue

and if that glue don't stick

momma going to get you a big a*s stick

and if that stick don't poke your eye

momma going to make your daddy die

and if your daddy die so fast

are those tears going to last

Author's Note

i was listeng to the song i thought i would come up with a dark one instead if you guys like it okay but if not that is okay with me also

Reviews

[Demetri J]

Needs some work (i.e. rhyming 'stick' with 'stick' and misinterpreting the meaning of lying) but it's still at least interesting to see a dark take on this nursery rhyme (As if a baby who somehow ruins everything his mother gives him wasn't dark enough lol)

[tekphobik]

Heh. I liked that quite a bit. I was singing along with your words replacing the original ones in my head. Makes me want to remake children's songs all twisted and evil.

[serenity]

haha awesome thanks

[peter]

nice