Faux WorkerA Poem by gomjordan23My life was meaningless before you Until you entered my life I was a rudderless ship Your infinite wisdom has finally given me the direction I need to survive this long, strange trip
I appreciate beyond words the time you’ve taken to Pass on your vast wealth of knowledge It speaks to your brilliance that you know everything About everything yet you went to an aviation-only college
A subject matter expert on all subjects Keeping all that wisdom to yourself would truly be a crime Think of all that I could learn from you If you ever managed to show up to work on time
In a former life you must have been a ninja because You get away with a lot due to your apparent stealth You forget to do half of your tasks, are always two hours late, and Never remember to shower, which I hear is bad for your health
So what if your hygiene leaves something to be desired Maybe its an integral part of one of your master plans Who else could get away with an avalanche of dandruff And odors probably caused by overactive sweat glands
By the stories you tell, I’m envious of how You have such an adoring and smitten girlfriend I know it wasn’t your lack of social skills that drew her in But just maybe that weird cough acts as a mating call, and that I would commend
I’ve grown fond of the way you always Act like you’re doing me a favor And how you constantly look down on me Trust me, that’s truly endearing behavior
Even more impressive than the fact that you’re always right Is the fact that you are never, ever wrong That is reason enough to look down on all of us mere mortals A god among men, this office is obviously where you belong © 2010 gomjordan23 |
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Added on August 12, 2010 Last Updated on November 24, 2010 Authorgomjordan23Nobody can beat me, MDAboutI wish i was a better writer but i never get any feedback (feel free to provide some). more..Writing
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