Milky Ways

A Story by Sierra

inspired by this one story

If you ever went to a gas station, you are most likely to see a Milky way bar on the counter. These Milky ways maybe the key to heaven but they lead you to a dangerous path in life. These have a bad history that will lead you on a no chocolate diet. While this may have delicious caramel and nougat and blah blah blah. Milky Way isn't made out of chocolate, it's made out of brown dye, and the nougat, well I'm not going to tell you, it's something imaginable. Trust me, if you knew why I am not telling you what the caramel is made of, you'll be thanking me kingdom come.

Well, still, do not eat Milky Ways. Once, a Burger King in Canada was selling a special Late', and they put Milky Ways in it to make it taste good. Well a guy ordered it, took it to go, went to his car, and crashed.

The Late' also had oil in it and people treated it like a nuclear bomb that would go off.... any.... single.... minuet. They disposed of it properly in a waste dump, where acid rain was so common, that the waste was called “The Acid Dump.”

You see, it was very dangerous. Snickers... no wait Milky Ways are so dangerous, in fact, one bite and you'll go.. POP! Highly realistic gore everywhere, and it'll be horrible! I see that you think I'm lying, but more than likely, some people believe me.

Really. Milky Ways are seriously dangerous, no joke, really, no joke. If you made a joke right now... I'd just stare at you and tell you to get serious because of the dangers it has. People would resold snickers by adding bombs in them and then BOOM after someone eats it. The Avengers do it all the time for catching the bad guys, yes they're evil. EVILLLLL. Good thing Burger King was sued after that, they deserve punishment for that Milky bomb thingy!!

Really guys, highly realistic gore.

Gore, gore and gore. I probably mean by Al Gore but I mean my Milky Way gore. Okay, okay, I'm starting to contemplate here but I mean GORRREEEE. I will explode and turn into Al Gore. REALLY. I can so! Say it ain't so, I will no go! By Blink 182!!!! Zero plus two equals two isn't that awesome? AHHHH I LOVE MATH AND CHOCOLATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CHOCOLATE. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
MMMMMMMmm... AL GORE..... MMMM WHY DID HE LOST THE ELECTION

AL GORE
PRESIDENT 2016.