Most Epic Story Of All Epic Stories

Time traveling dinosaurs, ninjas, pudding, and freidns...There is no better time than that.

"Olivia! Shnerd! Fafa! Liz! Come ON!!!! Christopher isn't going to wait forever!" I called, motioning to the big purple dinosaur I was sitting on.

 

Liz, Shnerd, Olivia, and Fafa climbed up the ladder I had sent down the side of Christopher. "Alright! Keep your pants on!" Olivia mummbled. "What if she doens't want to?" Fafa asked. 

 

Once Olivia and Faf started up there was no stopping them. I sighed and shook my head. There isn't any use even trying.

 

Liz grabbed onto my shirt. "Where are we going this time?" She asked.

 

I shrugged. "I don't know. Just some where with ninjas."

 

Shnerd smiled. "Good, I've been wanting to visit some ninjas for a while now."

 

I laughed. "Come on, Christopher! Lets get out of here!" I called up to my dinosaur.

 

Christopher made a rummbly sound deep in his chest, which was his form of laughing. 

 

"Quick! Fafa! What type of dance should Christopher do!" I screamed.

 

"The Cha Cha Slide!" Fafa whipped out.

 

"You got that Christopher?" I called.

 

Christopher snorted. He opened his mouth and shot out green bubbles. The started to clump together and form one big bubble.

 

"Hold on!" I called back to all my friends. I felt Liz tighten her grip on my shirt. I clung to Christopher's neck for dear life.

 

As the bubbles where forming one big bubble Christopher stood up on his back legs and started to do the Cha Cha Slide. Slide to the left! Slide to the right!

 

 

And SHOOP! Christopher slide right into the giant bubble and we were on our way!

 

~

 

We were all screaming as we volted through the green bubble. That part was always exilerating. It was like we were free falling, and when we reach the pther side its like we land in a big bowl of pudding. All squishy, and soft. So we have to sit on Chrisopher for about four minutes, until we get our land legs back.

 

I was the first to hope down, I've been going on these adventures since I was six, so I was used to the way my body responded. Liz, Shnerd, Olivia, and Fafa joined me on the ground about five minutes later, it was only they're second journey, and they weren't quite so used to it yet.

 

I laughed as I watched my friends stagger around on their jelly legs for a few steps. They glared at me, so I shrugged.

 

"What can I do?!" I giggled. "You look like a bunch of jellyfish outta water!"

 

Olivia laughed, and started to swiggle around. "Looky here! Now I'm a realy jellyfish!"

 

And of course this caused us to burst out in a fresh batch of gigles. We all started to walk around like jellyfishes.

 

"Woot woot!" Fafa called out as she jelly walked behind a tree. Olivia followed her, then Shnerd, then Liz, then me.

 

We all stopped in our tracks. In front of us, stood nine ninja's.

 

"Hello there!" I called out.

 

None of the ninja's respond. "Well THAT'S rude!" Fafa said.

 

Still there was no response from the stoic ninja's.

 

Liz darted from between Fafa and Olivia, and poked one of the ninjas in the stomach. He quickly grabbed her in a head lock.

 

"Nobody move!" He said, in his thick Japanese accent.

 

Fafa dragged her toe across the ground.

 

"I said no move!" the ninja yelled in broken english.

 

Fafa looked up at him innocently. "I didn't move, I just simply shifted my weight from one foot to the other."

 

The ninja just stared at us. Liz looked quite bored, just standing there. "Anyone want to help me?" she asked.

 

"Not really." Shnerd said.

 

"PUMPKIN SUCKER!" Olivia screamed as she sent a flying round house kick into the ninja's face.

 

The ninja released Liz, who sauntered back over to us, as cool as could be.

 

The other ninja's stared at us, then turned and walk away.

 

"That. Was extremely odd." Fafa pointed out.

 

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." teased Shnerd.

 

 

 

Author's Note

THIS IS ONLY PART ONE! There will be more parts :P

Reviews

[halflives]

EPICEST OF EPIC STORIES IS RIGHT!! Haha, that was BRILLIANT. I'm glad I'm a close enough friend to be put in this ;D You portrayed me VERY WELL, I must say. ...It's almost like it was me writing it xD This was awesome! MORE NOW.

[Short.Nerd]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! But only because I was in it.... jk jk :D That was awesome. Dinosaurs + Ninjas = Awesomeness with a cherry on top. Great job! And Captain Obvious is like one of my catch phrases xD hehe. Great job.

[~Lizzy♬]

LOL! I can't believe LIZ WAS THAT ME!!!!! xD Ohhhhhhhh soooooo many more years to go until we complete the world's mission. Idk what i just said...

~Lizzard~

[Valette]

this is KUDOS! Love it, all of it. You have a very spunky style that makes me laugh every time. Thank you!

[compositionc]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I cannot believe FAFA IS THAT AWESOME.
"simply shifted my weight from one foot to the other" That's amazing!

You need to write more!