Chapter 1: Being Prepared!

Hello! Yes you there! Reading this survival guide! Hello!

 

I'm guessing, just making a wild accusation, that you are reading this because you are in the middle of a zombie apocolypse/invasion or you have caught wind of one soon coming! But never fear! With this guide you will come out alive!

 

So, first, you must be prepared! It may take a year in advance to prepare properly, but it's incrediably worth it.

 

Let's start with a list of things that you will need for this apocolypse/invasion.

 

~ THIS GUIDE!!! (but you obviously already have it. I mean, you're reading it, aren't you?)

~ a good hide out (extremely important!) 

~ food (tons and tons of the non perishable kind!)

~ rope

~ water

~ hammer

~ nails

~ BOOKS

~ signal flares

~ oil

~ wire

~ explosives

~ gasoline

~ flashlights

~ truck/boat

~ CB radio

~ wood

~ matches

~ hammock (only for the wooded hide out) 

~ guns

~ axes

~ shovels

~ walkie talkies

~ two way radio

~ batteries (too many to count)

~ bottles (to slip notes into and drop into the sea/rivers)

~ paper

~ pencils (WAY IMPORTANT)

~ sewing kit

~ clothes (so much that it piles up!!)

~ access to a river/stream/ocean

~ first aid kit (if you get infected there's no help, but if you die due to a cold or something well, thet's just stupid. we need every abled body!)

~sun dial

~pots and pans (SUPER IMPORTANT)

~ knives (the big hunting kind, or machetes..eithers fine!)

~ members of the oppposite sex

 

You will need all of these things!! I suggest you start with the hid out. It needs to be in high ground, have access to water, natural booby traps (swaps/quick sand/ exc...), and many escape/emergency routes!

 

It will take you awhile to accumulate all of these things, so you better start now! While you have the head start! Go!

 

 

Author's Note

If you think something should be added to this list, then please let me know!! A zombie apocolypse is iminent!! It's a work in process, my friend is supposed to by helping me...I've wrote a few poems about him...Paolo...

Reviews

[Melissa Blossoms]

Thank you very much! Needed this :) Watch out for your grammar by the way!

[Miss Sally Sunshine]

Thanks Valette for your helpful imput!! Let me add those right now!!

[Valette]

BTW- how about guns, explosives, gasoline, flashlights, a vehicle (truck or boat), a CB radio...? signal flares, matches, oil, wire....
AND BOOKS! Lots and lots of books! Boredom is a very real danger- it can make you go out of your mind!!!

[Valette]

Very cute. Made me laugh right off- love it so far.
A few things:
~ clothes (some much that it piles up!!) [so much]
we need ever able body [every able body]
machete's [delete the apostrophe!]

I am really looking forward to reading more!

[halflives]

Great beginning. You've got this girl intigued ;D Oh, and feel free to send me read requests, darling.

[Miss Sally Sunshine]

No problem XD and I'm planning out more chapters!

[compositionc]

Thank you for this advice!

[JanuaryDreamer♥]

http://youtu.be/95SYdjRVCR0

[Short.Nerd]

Nice start:) I like it.