at the beach

hixxenburgs find himself dinner at the beach

adam halter was at the beach on a sunny saturday. he was relaxing and fell asleep. when he woke up a gay jewish nudist called simon hixxenburg had stolen his swimming trunks. these where special trunks because they had a picture of tintin on the left leg and smelt of curry. adam halter followed simon hixxenburg into the showers and gassed him till he was knocked out with a can of lynx. james nattress the local trench coat murderer came and laughed at simon hixxenburg's miss-fortune. he then pulled a out a machete and cut his head off then fed him to sharks. james nattrass and adam halter decided to start killing together and went on to live successful lives and became rich when they killed billionair royston burton. royston burton made his money from sticking thing in his mouth and selling stolen property so nobody cared when he was found dead in burnt out vauxhall corsa b. and thats about that so yeah don't steal swimming trunks off people at the beach or nattrass will cut ya f*****g head off.

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