First Date

i was talking to my friend see.

and he said,

joe, he said,

you know what you need,

he said,

you need a woman,

he said.

well

i said,

I don’t know,

i said,

Sounds x-spensive,

i said,

nooo,

he said,

trust me,

he said,

i know this….. uh chick,

he said,

she’s kinda freaky,.

he said.

well,

i said,

I don’t know,

i said,

still x-pensive,

i said.

no, no,

he said,

she’s cat-o-tonic,

he said,

well,

i said,

okay,

i said,

great,

he said,

and gave me her number.

Author's Note

This is intended as a performance piece, meant to be read out loud rapidly.

Reviews

[Wandering Violet]

That's kind of quirky but clever. I like it.