Chapter 1

It all started in English class

  I skipped into the English classroom, despite the heavy load of books in my arms. I plopped down at my desk, ready for another boring lecture. My best friend Siena sat down in front of me, and we did our secret handshake. “Glamberts forever!” we yelled, laughing. Our teacher walked in and gave us a glare.  “Good morning class. I’m sure you are all very excited for today’s lesson on prepositional phases,”

 

  We all rolled our eyes, and one kid in the back of the room started clapping. The teacher ignored us, and started teaching. I snuck a peek into my desk to look at my collection of Adam Lambert pictures. Ah, he’s so beautiful. My trip into heaven was interrupted by a hard knock on the class room door. The teacher stopped in mid sentence and made us go into our lockdown procedure. We all huddled in our designated corners, wondering if he was just over-reacting. The door was suddenly thrown open, and reporter and a man with a huge camera entered the room. The reporter started speaking.

 

“Everyone, do not be afraid. None of you are in trouble. This is a mild emergency.”

“Okay, so what do you want?” asked our teacher with a bit of a quiver in his voice.

“I would like all fans of Adam Lambert to stand up.” I stood up along with Siena and some boy I didn’t’ know.

 

“Now, please stand up if you would classify yourself as a ‘glambert’.” he asked, stumbling over the term. The boy sat down, and I was standing with just Siena.

 

“Please stand up if you know who Sauli Koskinen is.” Siena sat down, looking very confused. I was the last one standing, and I could feel my face turning red. The reporter grabbed my arm and escorted me into the hallway.

 

“What do you know?” he demanded.

“What?”

“About Sauli. Tell us everything you know.”

“Well, he is Adam Lambert’s boyfriend. They’ve been together for…uhh- maybe a month? He was the winner of Big Brother Finland in 2007.”

“Interesting. Anything else?”

“Umm, he’s hot?”

The reporter let out a chuckle, and finished scribbling furiously in his little notebook.

“And your name?”

“Ryley.”

“Thank you Ryley. Now we have a little story to tell you. You might want to sit down.”

Author's Note

This might be a book I am actually going to write! Woohoo!

Reviews

[Cal]

I imagined the teacher from Fallout rather than our previous English teacher... I did imagine the part where theres a knock on the door and a lock down starts, that Mr W over reacted and put us into a lock down though. That would be funny.

[Lemontine]

OMG!!! Exciting!!! What happens next?!

[Richielee]

lol i'm hooked, Adam Lambert is not so popular here in the uk but i do posess the album for my sins, wonder where this story will lead us next?