not an ordinary love poem

wirten on a unusal day

Now in this poem I can do what most people

do. I can tell u everything I love about my girl

... But I’m not gonna do that…. Instead I’ll tell

you what I hate about her ....like I hate when

she looks at me with her eyes, like it erases all

the word out my mind and I Babel like an idiot.

I hate it when I hear her voice makes my skin

jump up like a wined up toy. I can't stand when

she touches me cause when we separate for

some reason I feel lonely. And man do I hate

her hugs because in my stomach I get these

fluttering bugs. And bet you didn’t know I hate

holding her hand I mean like I’m serious man…

because when her finger are tangled in mine it

feels like he world stopped as if there no time no

clock to go tick tock. And I hate it when we kiss

because I feel weak and my knees start to this

(shakes knees) like I’m terrified of her. And I

really dislike when she texts me through the

day and she writes these things like "hey babe",

"I miss you" and the worst of all "did I tell you

I love you today" yeah like 14 times. And I can’t

tolerate how she like to share food I mean I’m pretty

sure you can get your own plate to (but I don’t tell her that. )

And I hate when I have to control my hormones when she sits

in my lap like you would have no idea who much I hate that -_-.

And so I’m about at the end of this hate poem but before I

go I must let you know that on the date that wrote this it was

opposite day now think closely what exactly did I say.

Author's Note

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