5 A.M.

            I have to be up for work in three hours. This is what frequently happens when someone suffers from insomnia. And what makes this situation worse is that it is only Wednesday so I'll be physically and mentally kicking my own a*s through yet another hump day. Luckily my ninja skills are improving every day because this helps when I need to be cunning and look important in the eyes of my boss. Most of the time I feel like I'm controlled by that guy on Comedy Central who plays with puppets. He does great voice work. Funny dude.
          But you probably want to know more about me deciding to become a ninja. Yes, it sounds like a joke but I'm completely serious. I believe the joke goes like this...
        "Why is it that whenever you walk into a spiderweb, you suddenly become a ninja?"
         Or something of that nature...
          Silly facebook... Real jokes are for comedians...
          I digress... Although I felt like ninjaism (if you so wish to name it), would help me with my mental and physical issues, it isn't the only reason why I decided to become a corporate action hero. When I was growing up my dad was a huge fan of these types of movies. I watched anything involving ninjas with him and enjoyed all of it. Most little girls dream of being princesses, queens, fashion models, and actresses but I always wanted to be a ninja.
          So here I am in bed at 5 A.M. having gotten no sleep, staring at the wall, and dreaming without sleeping about taking on evil people with my mad ninja skills.