Global Warming: The True Reason!

A mockery at the humans!

   Have you ever wondered why there are less trees? Why people are reluctant to plant them, thereby, making it one of the many reasons for Global Warming? Well the 'root' cause is a bird...The Crow! They have the license to s**t around everywhere, especially, on us, the humble Human Being. They, just need a tree's trunk for their 'loo'gical placement and when ready, they just shoot down, being least considerate on the humble Beings, on the head...on the shirt...and even on the hands...poor....poor people!!

    And worse is when there is no way to clean the 'crap'! What the crow is eating, from rotten meat to any crap from the dustbin or anywhere around, who knows what! Like they eat anything and from anywhere so is their way of shitting...on the tree...on anyone!
   So, to rid themselves from getting the crows crap on them, the Human, cuts down the trees and stops the crapping spree of the crows! So, blame it on the crows, for Global Warming!

Reviews

[Jam]

Nice writeup on the "Blame game" played by humans... jus don't let any crow hear this LOL.

[Bear]

Crows!! Hex on them all but, the trees being cut down just so we humans wouldn't have to dodge their "bombs"??? Perhaps, but truthfully, tree loss is probably due to we humans wanting more room and material to build yet another home of major size or just to build something, anything, every where? I've been known to take pictures of "Grand Trees" that made my day; hug a tree even if I can't get my arms completely around it... one of these days... perhaps we humans will no longer be... and the crows and the trees can get on with life as they see fit. ;~) Global Warming... to many humans with to many cars, taking to many flights 'round the world. Awe well, time will tell. Good and fun write, thanks for sharing!! Sallie Bear

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship D..]

I enjoyed this very much, remends me of some people I know, but thats another story. LOL Verry Minunat writing my friend.
Wonderful in Deed.

S. D. Blankenship the GOTHICCOWBOY