O.M.G.

I HAVE TO VENT

I miss his cynical crypt 

His sarcastic humor

If he wanted to spank me

I would even bend over

.

By now, we'd have talked

Maybe a hundred million times

And that's just in one day

And that's excluding all rhymes

.

I could stop by incognito

To give him a great massage

Maybe lasting a couple hours

(There are things I'd need to check closely ;)

.

The tepid bourbon, 

Yes love, I read it

What else could I do

But read you, you're a poet! 

.

I guess I'd be a stalker

If we weren't so inVOLved

See? I get that just talking

I miss you a whole, whole LOT