I just went to urban dictionary.com and looked up Cowboy Mouth. I will opt to think of it as the band I saw twice. You did a good job of choosing the formatting of this piece, the couplets really are short and concise. Though this piece is a little too literal for the likes my addled brain, I did find it relevant and cheeky.
Kenneth The Poet is an optimist wrapped in the candy shell of moroseness and cynicism. He lives between the two parallels marked 46 and 49, all while living in the state marked 39. He pretends that he.. more..