chapter 1the last day in the hell hole we call SCHOOL

Today is the last day of school which means getting drunk until your dad makes you get a REAL job

CHAPTER 1: The last day in the hell hole we call SCHOOL


I was sleeping dreaming of just sleeping all day long but no my dumb alarm clock had to wake me up and ruin my life .My alarm ranged loudly through the house "beep" "beep" I groan in response today is the last day of school the last day of annoying teacher's, the gross food and the weirdos and the fakes yep...they now who they are.Thats when my girlfriend aka the control freak jumped on me."Get up Blakie , Lihanna said literally sitting on me I grin you know I'm naked under here she raises her eyebrow and smirks playing with yourself again . My eyes widen you can come explore if ya want .

"You know that's why I never wanna come to your house Blake ...now get ready for school and look halfway decent for once Blake."I roll my eyes and throw the covers back on the only way she's getting me to school is dragging me and taking me by force I mean it's a Friday and when it's Friday I already consider it a weekend .

I get up and stretch my room was a reck and if my mom saw this she would kill me for sure I swear she was some problems and my relatives just won't admit it I walk to my dresser and examin my self in the mirror I had to shave but you know nobody cares what you look like on Fridays ,fridays is bum day .I check my Snapchat and get ready for school.Affter getting ready for school I go down stairs to see my girlfriend being attacked by mom my but not litteraly my mom was in her bath robe,bra and undies in smelt like weed in here .

"Mom ,I exclaimed embarrassed what are you wearing!?"My night job clothes sweetheart ,nothing you would know about she mumbled with your lack off experience in the bedroom ,Lihanna agreed .I roll my eyes and grab her hand I marched out the door ,"bye Ms.Hudson,Lihanna said smiling

I unlocked my car door ."Sowhat are you planning to do this summer Lihanna? She grinned what a stupid question to ask don't you think I'm going to spend time with you of course. "Great so you and my mom can judge me on my skills ,she giggles what skills .I groan I'll remember that . "Hey Ima stop at dunk in donuts ." Why Lihanna wines were already late for school ." Well I say we're already late so it's not going to change the fact that we are late and I don't want you to be hungry.Oh okay,I kiss here in the forehead as we pull into the drive thru .

Later that afternoon I dropped Lihanna off and read over my summer assignment and the first word said 5 pages oh my gosh the assignment said:Write about your summer and what you wanted to do and what you've achieved about all the things you had fun doing please turn this in on the first day back to school. I sigh a fall onto my bed and think nothing exciting is going to happen this summer nothing at all

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[Parker101]

I plan on making his mom embarrass him like every chapter :p sucks for blakie