PMS, better known as Punish Men Severely...

Satire or Horror, you decide...

Of course I'm insane, I'm a woman!

Blame it on my reproductive track...

     & hormones out of whack

it's that time of the month

       like the perfect storm,

moods are fluctuating,

        could end up a bloody

     Potential Murder Suspect

steer clear if you want to keep

   your man parts intact,

they call it PMS because 

  Mad Cow Disease was already taken,

I'm fine, don't touch my breasts, I hate you

  I want chocolate, I need ice cream, 

      where's my AK-47, come here, 

                          go away...refrigerator

I'm not crying, I'm retaining water

   it's seeping out through my eyes...

Do I look bloated, what did you say???

    yes, girls are so much fun

      in the meantime unless you're not into

       estrogen induced mania

        prone to fits of psychopathic outbursts 

       of rage induced depression, keep a safe distance...

   meanwhile brace yourself it only lasts 

       till we're old and gray,

         then we finally get a break

           chillin' to the heat of the beat

                     of MEN o' PAUSE

 

This is why women know GOD is a man!

Author's Note

captcha-propene ha

Reviews

[redflutterby]

How about satirical horror...or horrifying satire... let me set down my AK-47 and my chocolate bar to say BRAVA you cunning poetess. I'm sure you have single handedly made every woman on wc cackle with glee and scared the crap out of every male. Hahahahaha.... did I mention last night that I loved this? Or was that one of my other personalities named raging Sybil. ;-P

100 semi lucid moments courtesy of hormonal chaos!!!

[Frieda P]

LOL love the review, Sybil at your service here too, we must be twins, and synced together as well in our 100% bat shyte craziness. ;)

[redflutterby]

Amen to that sister....the world better shudder if we both ever completely snap at the same time!!!! HA!!!

[Frieda P]

Ha sounds like the apocalypse to me !!

[wordiggerone]

Oh dear oh dear...laughter feels like whooshing Pepsi inside me! I will it to be horror to men and oh peace... how cathartic!

[Frieda P]

Mission accomplished, thanks!

[Cassie]

This is my best...wahhh!!! Frieda you are really something, please lend me your pen..just one hour and I will do wonders with it, pleaseeeeeeeeeee....am right here on this end waiting for your response and you know am hopeful you will lend me, I Promise to give it back, please honor my request..

Thank you

and you girl, here you nailed it so well, I wonder when I read from you what really goes on in your mind how do you just come up with a poem as good as this, MEN O PAUSE...Lol..good good good and keep it up.

[Frieda P]

You can have it at that time of the month haha Thanks Cassie!

[Cassie]

hahahah....that time of the month, I guess am gon write a lot of s**t!!! lol

[Frieda P]

Yeah but you'll feel so much better afterwards!! haha

[Rene Salinas]

Dear Anne Sexton describes fantatically well "The womb is not a clock, nor a bell tolling,""and as always the earth is done with its harvest.""All this without you— two days gone in blood. " it is a thing to behold really that stereotypical conception that throurgh certain processes the Female of the species was deemed ready to be more connected to the earth and hence literally be open to embrace itself up. Male condemended to dreamland apparently we find it difficult to relate to the feeling. Frieda however as it had to be has added creativity and humour. It was difficult not to smile and laugh at some of this crafty lines which in a way also let me know that she has a relationship with her body which is of "sound - mind". I have several manias but estrogen?

I'll stick to poetry if that's OK.

Thankyou

[Frieda P]

Be afraid Rene, be very afraid of estrogen...

[Jon Roggie]

This is why I feel there is more than one god. They just sit there, and laugh at what they cause.

[Frieda P]

Sick sense of humor I say!!

[Jon Roggie]

Please forgive me for what I wrote next.

[Frieda P]

You're faster than a speeding bullet!!

[AprilRN1210]

haha! so funny ma'am.... oh my goodness... had me giggling til my sides hurt... wheeeew....

[Frieda P]

You gotta laugh at life, it's absurd haha

[kublakhan27]

LOLOL That image just begs for captions doesn't it?

Well Mrs.R is certainly awake...this is hilarious, I'm still giggling...

'I'm fine, don't touch my breasts, I hate you'...hahahaha

I'm not so sure God's a man though love...would he have given us women, and made PMS part of the bargain? MWAH! xo

[Frieda P]

I'm laughing myself, who woulda thunk the first reviews would be three guys! ;)

[kublakhan27]

Ha

[kublakhan27]

Stupid computer messed up my response! Let's try this again:

Ha, Are you surprised? I'm not ;) The song is money as well :) xo

[Frieda P]

Actually, I am... ;) xo

[kublakhan27]

Haha Well you know Benji loves anyway Mrs.R, at all times of the month ;) xo

[Bill O. Writes]

This is an instant classic. I laughed :). Also I loved Xena growing up!

[Frieda P]

A classic...ha funny Bill, thanks!

[Baby Ricochet]

I've known a few who's PMS never seemed to stop. I say it's both horror AND satire

[Frieda P]

Probably because she had to put up with you hon haha

[Baby Ricochet]

No doubt/////////////