PMS, better known as Punish Men Severely...

PMS, better known as Punish Men Severely...

A Poem by Frieda P
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Satire or Horror, you decide...

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Of course I'm insane, I'm a woman!
Blame it on my reproductive track...
     & hormones out of whack
it's that time of the month
       like the perfect storm,
moods are fluctuating,
        could end up a bloody
     Potential Murder Suspect
steer clear if you want to keep
   your man parts intact,
they call it PMS because 
  Mad Cow Disease was already taken,
I'm fine, don't touch my breasts, I hate you
  I want chocolate, I need ice cream, 
      where's my AK-47, come here, 
                          go away...refrigerator
I'm not crying, I'm retaining water
   it's seeping out through my eyes...
Do I look bloated, what did you say???
    yes, girls are so much fun
      in the meantime unless you're not into
       estrogen induced mania
        prone to fits of psychopathic outbursts 
       of rage induced depression, keep a safe distance...
   meanwhile brace yourself it only lasts 
       till we're old and gray,
         then we finally get a break
           chillin' to the heat of the beat
                     of MEN o' PAUSE
 
This is why women know GOD is a man!

© 2014 Frieda P


Author's Note

Frieda P
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How about satirical horror...or horrifying satire... let me set down my AK-47 and my chocolate bar to say BRAVA you cunning poetess. I'm sure you have single handedly made every woman on wc cackle with glee and scared the crap out of every male. Hahahahaha.... did I mention last night that I loved this? Or was that one of my other personalities named raging Sybil. ;-P

100 semi lucid moments courtesy of hormonal chaos!!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

LOL love the review, Sybil at your service here too, we must be twins, and synced together as well i.. read more
redflutterby

10 Years Ago

Amen to that sister....the world better shudder if we both ever completely snap at the same time!!!!.. read more
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha sounds like the apocalypse to me !!



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ROTFL! LMAO! The only thing worse than a woman with PMS is when they all get together and synch up!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Now that's a party! ha ha
MomzillaNC

10 Years Ago

You're a sick little kitten, y'know that, right?
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

I've been called worse! LOL
you are hilarious when you want to be, Frieda!
I think I understand girls better, now. from now on, I'm locking my wife in the basement when she's PMSing. (past mad syndrome?)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Thanks Woody, I have my moments! Good one. ;) Feel free to do whatever you like, since she's going.. read more
How about satirical horror...or horrifying satire... let me set down my AK-47 and my chocolate bar to say BRAVA you cunning poetess. I'm sure you have single handedly made every woman on wc cackle with glee and scared the crap out of every male. Hahahahaha.... did I mention last night that I loved this? Or was that one of my other personalities named raging Sybil. ;-P

100 semi lucid moments courtesy of hormonal chaos!!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

LOL love the review, Sybil at your service here too, we must be twins, and synced together as well i.. read more
redflutterby

10 Years Ago

Amen to that sister....the world better shudder if we both ever completely snap at the same time!!!!.. read more
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha sounds like the apocalypse to me !!
This is so funny, although, not if you are living it ... and living with a house full of girls who all cycle at the same time -- oh yeah, that's a bit of weirdness cooked up by God or mother nature too...:)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Yes I know that one, four of us at the same time....ha hell to pay! Same with my girlfriends, we sy.. read more
I didn't know whether to laugh, or run away and hide. But, enjoyed this clever piece very much. You have a real talent for putting words to the PMS experience. Even when it is a bit psychotic, heh, heh. Something us guys can't understand until you explain it like this.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

This wasn't the mature rated rant, I can explain it much more vividly haha
This is very funny. I didn't get the last punch line. I know God is a man because He was and has been addressed in the personal pronoun of He ... Lovely write to me Ms Frieda.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Of all the poems you picked this one to read Neil haha....it's my warped sense of humor, if God were.. read more
Hahaha my lord that sounds exactly right.The poor people in my house suffer a fate worst than death every month.I know I'm being a raging lunatic but it can't be helped and then I'm crying because no body understands lol.Loved this one to bits chica.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Vidya Bacchus

10 Years Ago

Hahaha like that would save them :)
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Yeah they found out soon enough haha :)
Vidya Bacchus

10 Years Ago

I assume that water they toss at me when I pass is holy water lol.Poor suckers :)
Don't remind me, it's not my time yet!
I think if I were PMSing under a full moon I'd turn I to a beast for sure.
A hyper-sensitive, bi-polar beast.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Seriously, every month, just for that damn apple. haha
What an interesting twist on a regular situation, made me laugh. Well done as always, unless, of course, if you think it was bad, in which case you are right, it was. no wait, I didn't mean it was bad that way. Oh crtap, whatever, I am going to clean the garage.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha don't try that shyte at that time of the month Noel!
You amaze me so much with your unique and interesting poems. keep it up

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Thanks so much, jazz'd you enjoyed my crazed scribbles...

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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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