Vindictive Paradox COLLABORATION w/KUBLAKHAN

your world crashed unto my ocean's depths
thrashing in wretched luminosity's mediocrity  
floundering to breathe in your obscenities,
objectionable metaphor's intended pity
greetings at irony's gate of inconclusive apathy,
hypocrisy's baptism in chanted pretense
wiped your feet on welcome's mockery mat, 
shut your own door as the house of cards played
a familiar sing-song of Pharisaism's pretended pious,
ace up the sleeve in blowhard's pontificating 
pretentious poohed in double entendre's  denial 
fatalistic frippery of academic gloss
threatens to reveal stretch marks in your platitudes,
imbecilic renderings of verbal surreality

shoe size hardly fits your mouthpiece's blitz,
betray intentions of a p***y-whipped obviosity
mastery of bated self-stimulation started bolting
when the gag ball was bitten too hard on,
solitaire sighs pouts and twiddles its thumbs
in a bout of truculence awaiting the arrival
of a new deck to replace the one
whose kings and knaves are glued together,
cocky as the king of spades
when you force your own hand
cash in your chips at the door
when you call someone's bluff, 
one had better come up trumps
a few cards short of a dick,
there's always a joker in the pack
plastic-coated poster boy of free speech
in a world drowning in the bubbles
of misguided semen shot down,
in a quest for diction in direction
double meanings split like horny atoms
in a triple-X divorce
orgies of misogynistic linguistics, 
are just a left-handed mouse click away

unfairly arranged split strong suits

results in polyester cartooned burbles

Author's Note

Reviews

[redzone]

ok, my cranky pants pulled up to my neck... "stupid people never "get over it" because "it" is stuck up their arse so far they can't see beyond their own egos... or is that "dongs", but I digress... er...

Ok you two "bad arse peoples" I think each lines points to his "master... fingers selfie" while dreaming for being "gods gift to , well, himself!!! cause noone else will have him, even as those well know seconds... Oh I can prettry cranky when my pants are drawn up to my neck...

Frieda, Steve, you rock and roll and this poem is sooooo damn irreverant that I heard this was why religion was invented.. here is just one (minor) example: "orgies of misogynistic linguistics,
are just a left-handed mouse click away
unfairly arranged split strong suits
results in polyester cartooned burbles" Hot Damn, nothing more to say.. end of story... I love the both of you MUCHLY which is hard to do with cranky pants on you know, so cut me a break for not reviewing this poem earlier...

lastly though, and in all seriousness... honest.... can I get a hollar lulla, praise da jesus with a "a few cards short of a dick,"... amen please!!! This last amen is for all the "D"heads who think they're intelligent... ~~~ red(hashiscrankyassvindictivepantson)zone

[Frieda P]

If I could stop laughing I'd respond to this, your review is muchly more entertaining than the poem. haha.....just the image of those crankypants pulled up high...get over it Curt. Thanks so much, you made my night sweet man!! MWAH! xo :)

[kublakhan27]

LOL You have officially cracked me up my friend....I'm really not sure how to follow that up except to to say how glad I am that our shameless foray into irreverence resonated to deeply with you...boy did we hit a nerve ;) Most of the lines you have cited here came courtesy of Frieda, including the 'amen' line haha Her cheeriness is infectious as you can see...and I'll probably get the evil eye from Mrs.R for saying that, but I'm sure she'll be fine ;) I'll leave the rest to her, I'm sure she'll be highly entertained by and appreciative of your most enthusiastic review...thank you my friend :)

[gabrielle]

feisty cheeky rant in here, Ms. F. These lines amused me so much: "of misguided semen shot down,
in a quest for diction in direction".

[Frieda P]

Thanks gabrielle, but I can't take credit for that genius line...Kublakhan is your man, glad you enjoyed our collaboration.

[Lyn Anderson]

I love how, when I read something from you two, my head aches trying to figure out who is who. It's really smart, cheeky, and full of a sense of "F*ck it" and get on with your day. That's what you have to do most of the time, and just wing it, no matter how well you planned something, it usually falls apart and you just have to push off the shore and help yourself ...

[Frieda P]

After a while, I can't figure it out anymore either.....

[kublakhan27]

Haha That's one of the things we pride ourselves on KL ;)

[anne]

I loved reading this one.....a super perfect write from two beautiful pens..... :))

[Frieda P]

Thanks so much anne, jazz'd you enjoyed our collaboration. :)

[kublakhan27]

Thanks so much Anne :)

[Woody]

God Almighty!!! as if I didn't have enough trouble wrapping my mind around your complicated verse! now you've gone and teamed up with another giant of the site.

ok this is very good (grudgingly)

[Frieda P]

Oh c'mon Woody, tongue in cheek, you got it....

[kublakhan27]

Haha Thank you Woody :)

[Woody]

you're most welcome K :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Well don't you two have the same bee in your collective bonnets lol.What an awesome rant full of passion and venom.Obviously there was no doubt I would like it look at the two who wrote it.Chica you and Steve write so seamlessly together.Great job as usual :) "a few cards short of a dick" Love this line lol

[Frieda P]

Collective bonnets hahaha ;) You're pazzo pazzo...jazz'd you enjoyed, you too with the line ;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol...it's quite a line.You are welcome chica.Have a wonderful weekend ya hear?

[Frieda P]

I can't imagine where it came from lol You have a grand one too pazzo....what did you expect for a Frieday? haha

[Vidya Bacchus]

True that out with a bang for sure.You sure know how to kick off the weekend lol

[Frieda P]

There will be cocktails shortly haha

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ohhhh don't tease me its just mean lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ohhhh don't tease me its just mean lol

[Frieda P]

One day they'll figure out cyber-martinis ;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Sigh one can hope :)

[kublakhan27]

Haha Thank you Vidya, let the mayhem commence...actually it looks like it already has an I missed it ;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol stevie you came a little too late we already drank the cyber martinis lol

[TL Boehm]

a few cards short of a what the? Seriously, that line made me laugh so hard. so much formidable sass and action in this piece. I'd love to hear it spoken - but I wonder if one could get through it without breaking character.
Its ferocious wordplay here.

[Frieda P]

Ha I was wondering if everyone was just going to pass that up...figures it was you Tam! :)

[kublakhan27]

Haha Glad you enjoyed it TL, you can thank Frieda for the most clever line, I do :)

[AprilRN1210]

pretty powerful rant you two... wow.. few lines made me think, did they REALLY go there, and then giggled and thought, yes they did!!!... Holy jeez... added to the song and it sure was a knock out punch!

[Frieda P]

Ha you had to ask, you should know better by now girlfriend ;) Thanks muchly!

[kublakhan27]

Haha Glad you enjoyed our little ode to irreverence my friend ;)

[Lauriegirl]

good work. Nice imagery here.

[Frieda P]

Thanks Laurie....

[kublakhan27]

Thanks so much Laurie

[Matching Socks]

Look at you two, going all feisty on us again!
:)

[Frieda P]

We took our extra feisty pills that day. ;)

[kublakhan27]

Haha Yes, we were both having 'a day' ;)