Poppycock !!

This one's for Poppy, she speaks a different language ;) She's a good egg, the same in either language I'd say....just for shytes and giggles

Throw my dolly out the pram

why thank you ma'am,

   think I'll do it justice...

your flat is in my apartment

   anti-clockwise, ftw is that?

A barrister, never heard of 'em

    & biscuits, you're quite mistaken

          that's a COOKIE I've just eaten....

A bonnet is for babies

   or I'll eat my hat in mere seconds 

car park, boot and chemist's shop

  still speaking a foreign language,

chips are fries my darling

    and crisps are chips

If you flyover a high street

   I'll be bloody amazed

    what's that road been smokin'

    try an overpass on main street

      that'll test your British arse

Can you fit a lorry on a lift

   or a semi in an elevator

         either way I think not,

your maize of words

  is my corn of the crop

nappy is when you sleep

   you don't put it on your bum

pet hate, sounds like you hate your poor pup

  try a pet peeve to retrieve an annoying bloke  ...

so when you post a reply, 

  or mail as we all call it in the states,

don't forget to send it to the pub

   we all know that one's a bar

fookin' hell it's all A-okay

Cheers, smile   (I think that's the same )

             ....It's all bobinz, thanks for the larfs, 

Enjoy your Frieday !!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Ha!.... I think you got your wires crossed... It's fookin' confusing to me! :P

All I know is this made me laugh my arse off... I'm confuzzled! (in a good way) lol

Love this little tribute to our dear Poppy, she's one of a kind...and so are you...

Fantastic write, Friedalicious!... now it's time for me to get off this merry-go-round... O.o

[Frieda P]

Ha ha laughing here, did you read Poppy's response here, it's hysterical? You'll be even more confuzzeled girlfriend!

[Robbie~xoxo~]

I did!...she's a hoot!...:'D

[Avinash]

Ha ha ha...Loved what you did to her photo. The way you do it nobody can.. I mean words :) She gonna remember it for life time.

[Frieda P]

She bloody better remember it ha ha I guess thanks muchly computes in any language. :)

[Beccy]

It's aluminium and aluminum, I always find hilarious; oh, and try explaining the difference between first floor and second floor came about. Over here, we have ground floor, then first floor and so on, and you guys have first floor, then second floor and on up, the second floor in the states, being the first floor over here. I live on the third floor of an old converted four story Victorian property. If you were visiting with me and ordered a pizza, it would never arrive would it. :) :)

Beccy.

[Frieda P]

HA I know, I had that ground floor conversation with someone myself....haha

[Matching Socks]

Haha! Throw in a couple of f**s and call it a party!
(F**s are cigarettes ok, so don't chew my head off)
Now, I'm off to skip-to-my-loo my darling. :)
This was funny as hell Frieda.
Loved it.
:)

[Matching Socks]

Btw, " loo" is the potty...

[Frieda P]

Oh geez I forgot the f**s....light em up!! Yep, da loo too. :)

[Matching Socks]

(I'm a non-smoker.)

[Frieda P]

Oh sheesh, every party has a pooper....

[Ruth]

F*****g A
as you may say
always wondered what the A stands for...
my bad
for not knowing
still...I raise my glass
chin chin as we say
cheers
similar...close...
most here would slur cheers
whilst bladdered
after fish n chips
oops...sorry
fries
indulging in pop myself
wish I had a cold beer
what would pop be in your world...
soda?
Hmmm...
all too damn much for me
think I shall take a nappy
ha!
that'd be a catnap then
or doze
who knows
its all just "poppycock"
even "Queenie" despairs
plenty of dollies in her pram
lined up like fookin pens
gotta laugh...
language is arse over tit
most the time
add a bit of slang
with some insane rhyme
and Bob's your uncle!
words hold magick of their own
chuffed to bits
and laughing
as I raise my beaker
chin chin dear Frieda
good times...


PS Still laughing, rock n roll hon...not a bad egg yoursen ;)

[Ruth]

PPS The video is bloody brilliant lol

[Frieda P]

LOLOLOL!!! OMG...too funny, my face hurts...touche!!

Going to see a man about a dog...hahaha ftw?

[Frieda P]

I had to save this to my own library, that's bloody brilliant!

[Ruth]

lol Glad love...my cheeks ache...ha...ftw...I had to look that up you know...man oh man, crazy things words LOL

[Frieda P]

I think it's more Irish, I get the bits of UK convoluted haha

[Ruth]

LOL So do I ;)

[Frieda P]

ha now that's funny. :)

[Lydia Shutter]

Take a nappy? Isn't that a diaper in your world, Poppy? Better you should take your elevenses....which would be like us taking a coffee break! giggling here!!!!!

[Ruth]

LOL Lydi...we say nappy, yet Frieda said that's sleep, confusing! lol Elevenses...cake and tea ;) x

[Frieda P]

Oh elevenses is new to me....I thought tea was supper...I'm so effing bloody confuzzeled. lol

[Lydia Shutter]

Well, having "tea" is usually in the afternoon, but elevenses is in the morning......I had to learn a lot when my English cousins came to visit! LOL

[Ruth]

lol Am laughing again...the beauty of words, epic!!!

[Frieda P]

So tea isn't having dinner then?

[Ruth]

Well...lol Some say lunch and dinner...some say dinner and tea...;)

[Frieda P]

I give up lol...so what's 'just' tea then?

[Ruth]

Tea is tea...preferably earl grey and whenever lol

[Ruth]

Wow...WC glitch, posted my comment several times...

[Frieda P]

Gremlins must like earl gray...

[Ruth]

lol Yeah...I have a plush Gizmo...wish he was real ;)

[Rene Salinas]

Well what a great take and before this gets all tribal full of English ( I intentionally omit the others to spark debate) colloquialisms let me keep hammering how incredibility flexible your creative ability is Frieda. While some of us (mainlly me) are stuck and blessed only with a three gear transmission you seem to have a specific gear for a specific journey. It doesn't stop me from shaking my head and wonder. It really is quite a talent. Now on with what will result in a geographical not often discussed fact that depending where you live in the UK even within the context of the same burrows people do speak differently and you managed to encase some good ones there full of vibrancy and humour.

Oh but the ability to do what you like.......

Thankyou

[Frieda P]

Oh this was fun to write, we had an off the wall conservation in a review thread, it was quite a tickler, jazz'd you enjoyed! And thanks for 'that' ....muchly appreciated.

[s y e]

Poppy is a gem, I am sure she will love this one, Mama F. xo

[Frieda P]

Ha I hope she has a sense of humor, you know how stuffy the Brits can be LOL ;) Grazie sweet pea...xo

[Ruth]

Stuffy or stiff LOL

[Frieda P]

Yeah that too. :) ha