Poppycock !!

This one's for Poppy, she speaks a different language ;) She's a good egg, the same in either language I'd say....just for shytes and giggles

Throw my dolly out the pram

why thank you ma'am,

   think I'll do it justice...

your flat is in my apartment

   anti-clockwise, ftw is that?

A barrister, never heard of 'em

    & biscuits, you're quite mistaken

          that's a COOKIE I've just eaten....

A bonnet is for babies

   or I'll eat my hat in mere seconds 

car park, boot and chemist's shop

  still speaking a foreign language,

chips are fries my darling

    and crisps are chips

If you flyover a high street

   I'll be bloody amazed

    what's that road been smokin'

    try an overpass on main street

      that'll test your British arse

Can you fit a lorry on a lift

   or a semi in an elevator

         either way I think not,

your maize of words

  is my corn of the crop

nappy is when you sleep

   you don't put it on your bum

pet hate, sounds like you hate your poor pup

  try a pet peeve to retrieve an annoying bloke  ...

so when you post a reply, 

  or mail as we all call it in the states,

don't forget to send it to the pub

   we all know that one's a bar

fookin' hell it's all A-okay

Cheers, smile   (I think that's the same )

             ....It's all bobinz, thanks for the larfs, 

Enjoy your Frieday !!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Ha!.... I think you got your wires crossed... It's fookin' confusing to me! :P

All I know is this made me laugh my arse off... I'm confuzzled! (in a good way) lol

Love this little tribute to our dear Poppy, she's one of a kind...and so are you...

Fantastic write, Friedalicious!... now it's time for me to get off this merry-go-round... O.o

[Frieda P]

Ha ha laughing here, did you read Poppy's response here, it's hysterical? You'll be even more confuzzeled girlfriend!

[Robbie~xoxo~]

I did!...she's a hoot!...:'D

[Woody]

priceless! love this. very funny. yeah, you Americans, can't you speak English, fookin 'ell?
the animal voiceovers is an absolute treat.

[Frieda P]

Thought you might like the bite, it all started in a review, she kicked my arse on a silver platter. ;)

[Woody]

haha arse, eh? you're starting to sound British, old girl :)

[Frieda P]

I know, I love it, I have a good friend Star who lives in Manchester, most days I need a Brit dictionary to comprehend half of what she's tawkin bout! ;)

[Woody]

I know what you mean or, as you say, I know where you're coming from.

[Frieda P]

'Going to see a man about a dog'...still don't get that one haha

[Lyn Anderson]

This is so funny. I can't believe I missed this one. I must have been busy in a car park. Or maybe it was a, oh, never mind, you get it. LOL

[Frieda P]

Thanks KL< sorry so late, the cafe messes with my alerts, jazz'd you enjoyed. :)

[Pryde Foltz]

LOL … don't worry Frieda … I speak Canadian and was married to a Kiwi who lived in London for several years … I'll translate.

hun is spelled with an o
it's honey, not hun
it's lover, not luv'va
mum with an o
It's mother, not Muv'va

[Frieda P]

I rather like Muv'va myself, thanks Pryde. :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha oh lord this is funny chica.Its true what we say words we use means totally different things in other countries.This was so much fun to read :)

[Frieda P]

I know right, even if you speak the same language, you don't. ha :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha Ain't that the truth ?

[Corset]

I'm not familiar with Poppy but she seems a good sport about it, chuckling to myself about the nappy, don't we all need a good long one! kinda curious how you added this to your own library, funny video too, love the accents.

[Frieda P]

Yep she ACES, if you read her response here, that's the reason I added it to my own library, it's funnier than mine!

[kublakhan27]

Okay Mrs.R, this is just as impressive, if not more impressive, than what I just wrote...meshing song titles in a cheeky way is one thing, meshing languages in a cheeky way is a whole other animal, a much bigger one with bigger teeth ;) You know how much I love British pop culture, but I could never do something like this...wow, you're amazing :) xo

[Frieda P]

Ha ha, you had to read my conversation with Poppy, this one just followed naturally. Your whole other animal beats the pants off this hon! ;) x

[kublakhan27]

Haha Well whatever the case, I'm still floored Mrs.R :) x

[Frieda P]

Thanks hon, this one was fun to write..... :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ok you stop taking the 'Michael' out of us Brits! You put your shopping in an elephants nose when you go to the store, presumably where you keep your nuts my Lady. Humerous never-the-less. Cudos!

[Frieda P]

WHAT? Ha....now I know that's not English....you're speakin' sarcasm now dear heart! ;)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Trust you to get 'c**k' into it!

[Frieda P]

LOL....it's a bloody word!! haha bosh you....

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Just a word my Lady?

[Lydia Shutter]

Let's face it, we don't speak English, we speak American...and they are VERY different languages! Our cars in the USA have no bonnets and we certainly do not wear bum freezers when the weather is cold. This poem made me smile from start to finish.....unique and fun! Lydi**

[Frieda P]

Yes that's so true... Did you read Poppy's bob's your uncle nappy chuff'd to bits retort here?
Ha it's even funnier...thanks Lydikey.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

I have known Poppy for a couple years, she is not only one of the most talented writers but one of the sweetest souls, I was honored to get to do a couple collars with her.

This is an unique and fun tribute to Poppy.

[Frieda P]

I wholeheartedly agree on both counts Dale, and she has a warped sense of humor like us too. ;)