~serial reader

Serial reader, 

vanquishes each poem in under a minute

no anguish in his surmise, 

must have found god or gotten wise

infers greatness in copy & paste

same old metaphors of grace

a notch above fluff's offense

used to spew disgust on cue

now he's the candy man,

cat let out of the bag...

purrfect timing

Author's Note

captcha ~ wandman

Reviews

[Ally Monique]

hahaha love the bullshit meter! This poem is so sassy! I love the name that you put to the BS reviewers, serial reader- makes them seem sinister and manipulative :) I can honestly say there isn't anything I dislike about this poem, it was clever and well written the whole entire way through! It's true, the best reviews are constructive, and point out the flaws in the piece. As writers, there is always room for improvement.

[Frieda P]

Seems everybody does, thanks for your review Ally, true story by the way. :)

[Roy Mark Azanza Corrale..]

a hilarious piece indeed and just well written piece nice one

[Frieda P]

Thanks for your visit Roy, jazz'd you enjoyed my hissy fit....

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahaha! "If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so good looking!" Jerry Seinfeld
"I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing."
Chuck Palahniuk

i would make my own comment on this but i'm not sure what you said .. but i love it .. absolutely love it .. :)))
E.
ps .. this is the first time i like the song better than the write .. no s___!

[Frieda P]

Ha love Jerry, he knows his stuff...'you're so good looking' E ;) Don't play dumb with me either Mr Einstein Noodle! Ha the video is too funny, oi...!

[Einstein Noodle]

love ya doll!
Here's lookin' at ya shweetheaht!

[Leslie Philibert]

Woody Allen`s old joke...I took a speed reading course and read War And Peace....it`s about Russia

[Frieda P]

That's more than some get out of it...

[♔ CrownedDevil &#..]

- Love it Frieda.
- Beautifully written.


Kaze~ :-)

[Frieda P]

Thanks Kazie. :)

[♔ CrownedDevil ☾]

My pleasure. :-)

[♔ CrownedDevil ☾]

My pleasure. :-)

[sharonlee]

Smiling... well done Freida... I know a few who fit that profile. :)

[Frieda P]

I'm sure you do, thanks sharonlee :)

[Glen Yumang Manese]

No comment...
or did I just make one...
this had me from the beginning to the ...
nice touch with your picture in the end...
but it shouldn't be fluctuating...
just out-right...

[Frieda P]

Exactly.....thanks for your NO comment. :)

[Glen Yumang Manese]

Now --- does that make you a serial writer...FP...is the question???

[Frieda P]

Don't be head shrinking me on my own rant Glen.... :)

[Baby Ricochet]

I like this one. My reviews are typically the first thing that pops into my head. For better or worse

[Frieda P]

Yep you and Marie get right to the point, at least you read the poem...

[Lyn Anderson]

No one would ever accuse you of Bull shitting, at least I cannot imagine it...:)

[Benita-Staebell M - Kin..]

I am still laughing at this you tube video I am in tears so funny HA...HA.
So funny he had Grapes the last part was mean LOL..

Loving the Meter LOL...


Thank you for the Laugh Tate came to look he gave me
the link I had to take a peek.. LOL...

Blessings. kindred poet

[Frieda P]

Ha did you just duck slap me? LOL....I thought it was pretty hysterical too, had to lighten up the mood, my kids sent it to me.....

[Benita-Staebell M - KindredPoet]

LOL... yes it was funny LOL... I loved this thank you for sharing a good laugh LOL.. HA..HA

[Tate Morgan]

Oh you are such a bad girl lol you are cracking me up though lol The bullshit meter has me laughing though

[Frieda P]

I just wanna know one thing, are you memorizing this? hahaha

[Tate Morgan]

Sure i can quote you verbatim

[Frieda P]

Like I said, not my finest hour dear...I'll get you for this

[Coyote Poetry]

I got old. I use to be able to read 20 poem in a hour if house is quiet. Now I'm reading slower. I can speed read books. A skill learn in college many years ago. I believe many reasons to read and write. I read to make me write. Some poetry make the reader travel to good places and make the tire mind know hope and peace. Serial reader are few. I dislike the comment. "Good poetry." My favorite comments are the people telling me what I did wrong. Thank you for the outstanding poetry.
Coyote

[Frieda P]

Ha I haven't gotten 'good poetry' yet, how about 'not bad'....thanks Coyote, I know you read thoroughly and have full comprehension when you're reviewing.

[Coyote Poetry]

I have gotten "good poetry". I read on four sites. I give opinions when my opinion had value. I do refrain from topics, I know nothing about. Some poetry lead me to the unknown. I allow it to stay unknown. We can't have knowledge about all things.

[Frieda P]

Four sites, you're a glutton for punishment my friend, all poets are crazy :)

[Coyote Poetry]

I must read. 13 antraxs shots from the Army. My mind need to be active. I had memory loss because of the shots. Reading and writing keep my mind strong and active. I hope to keep writing for a while.

[Frieda P]

Sorry to hear that John, you'd never know it by your poetic skills and the memories you write...

[Coyote Poetry]

We must do our best. I'm fine. Old Grandpa read three newspaper a day. Back to front. At 96 years old. He knew his world and his mind was strong. We must read to keep the mind strong.