SHOEGASM darling!

...an old one 'revam'd just for fun

butterflies for your tootsies

lovely trinkets for the imagination

my heart's desire without an attitude

lusty little morsels to whet your appetite

red fook me shoes are nice

you tripped over my lace

i stepped on your face

nothing flat i scaled the tempo

excitement like cotton candy

round and round and up and down

fly me to the moon in my stilettos

girl's best friend is still her rockin' high hell heel shoes

take the whole package or leave me in my wardrobe

boot strap leather lashes damask across your back  

i'll strip naked but don't disturb my footwear

you'll get a vampy stride up side your head

spike stuck in the chest until you're laid to rest

lovers come and go but these were a bloody steal

you can't hold a candle to my Jimmy Choos'

Author's Note

Reviews

[redzone]

I will certainly "take the whole package" Frieda, if you will allow for my steeled toe clod hoppers, better known as Pennsylvania "s**t kickers" or "biker boots"... I may be in NYC now, but I kept the boots and attitude... Whaddda say Frieda, wanna dance?? lol... :-p

Even with the butterflies, how do you manage to walk in those sexy assed shoegasms??? I think I understand the "attitude", pain is a great attitude creator..

But Frieda, even without those stilettos, you got"attitude", so strutt your sexy self, wherever you desire and let all those in the way tremble... 1000 stiletto flops and jazzy sways. ;0)
~~redzone

[Frieda P]

Biker boots can be quite sexy my friend...not sure you can dance in them though ;) Grazie sweetie...!

[redzone]

Wanna bet?? Try me.. HA :-p

[Frieda P]

But of course, but if you mess up my dancing stilettos there'll be hell to pay hon ;)

[redzone]

Funny, cause I was gonna say the same about your stilettos... looks like hell is on the way.. OHNO.. MWAH!! ;0)

[Madalyn Beck]

Bahaha!! Yes!! I can totally relate to this one! I have a definite shoe addiction. This was a fun read for me this morning! Thank you for sharing and giving me an excuse to shop later! xo :)

[Frieda P]

As if you would need an excuse doll! haha thanks muchly Mads! :) xo

[Damien Thibodeaux]

Nothing like a little foot fetish. I have to admit, from a guys perspective, the footwear a woman chooses does not go unnoticed, as it can be soooo sexy. This was a fun read. Well written and such a tease!

[Frieda P]

Good to know our pain doesn't go unnoticed Damien! Thanks muchly....

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol......this is wonderful chica.Gotta love the shoes :)

[Frieda P]

Ha my ex didn't call me Imelda for nothing ;) Grazie pazzo.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha get on with ya bad self you :)

[Kelly Scheppers]

Marilyn sang it best about "diamonds being a girl's best friend", but actually I think its ALL about the SHOES!!!

You go girl!! ; )

[Frieda P]

I concur!!! Thanks Kelly ;)

[Muse]

Ha ha ha stilettos are a girls best friend. I like to look at them, but can't wear them. And so yes lol, my husband is deprived of all those things you just wrote about.

[Frieda P]

Poor hubby! Thanks, I'm sure you make up for it in other ways Muse ;)

[redflutterby]

See what happens when I describe my cookiegasm to you???? Hahaha....oooh lala...Mon Cheri...lol!! I'll take a pair of black leather boots to go...mmm....mmm....;-)xo

[Frieda P]

LOL I told ya....don't be bringing up any kind of 'gasms'!! haha ;P xo

[redflutterby]

Haha....I've got a box of cookies with your name on them....fresh from the oven!! ;-D

[Frieda P]

Did you put them in a SHOE box? haha I'm deliriously tired, can you tell? ;D

[redflutterby]

Yep....but I kept the shoes!! Lmao...
Didn't notice the difference...your always delirious...x