SHOEGASM darling!

...an old one 'revam'd just for fun

butterflies for your tootsies

lovely trinkets for the imagination

my heart's desire without an attitude

lusty little morsels to whet your appetite

red fook me shoes are nice

you tripped over my lace

i stepped on your face

nothing flat i scaled the tempo

excitement like cotton candy

round and round and up and down

fly me to the moon in my stilettos

girl's best friend is still her rockin' high hell heel shoes

take the whole package or leave me in my wardrobe

boot strap leather lashes damask across your back  

i'll strip naked but don't disturb my footwear

you'll get a vampy stride up side your head

spike stuck in the chest until you're laid to rest

lovers come and go but these were a bloody steal

you can't hold a candle to my Jimmy Choos'

Author's Note

Reviews

[redzone]

I will certainly "take the whole package" Frieda, if you will allow for my steeled toe clod hoppers, better known as Pennsylvania "s**t kickers" or "biker boots"... I may be in NYC now, but I kept the boots and attitude... Whaddda say Frieda, wanna dance?? lol... :-p

Even with the butterflies, how do you manage to walk in those sexy assed shoegasms??? I think I understand the "attitude", pain is a great attitude creator..

But Frieda, even without those stilettos, you got"attitude", so strutt your sexy self, wherever you desire and let all those in the way tremble... 1000 stiletto flops and jazzy sways. ;0)
~~redzone

[Frieda P]

Biker boots can be quite sexy my friend...not sure you can dance in them though ;) Grazie sweetie...!

[redzone]

Wanna bet?? Try me.. HA :-p

[Frieda P]

But of course, but if you mess up my dancing stilettos there'll be hell to pay hon ;)

[redzone]

Funny, cause I was gonna say the same about your stilettos... looks like hell is on the way.. OHNO.. MWAH!! ;0)

[Sophy Freebirds]

Shoes are a girl's best friend.. give her the right shoes and she can conquer the world.sizzling red stilletos can kill men... oooooo i just had a shoegasm ;)..it was funny and lively Freida.

~Sophy

[Frieda P]

Ha...exactly!! Thanks for the smile Sophy :)

[Sophy Freebirds]

It was nothing ;)

[Michael Atherton]

I thought Diamonds were a girl's best friend? Ah well, if the shoe fits... All colloquialisms aside, this was fun to read. Now I just need a walk-in closet, and I'll be SET.

[Frieda P]

Haha...sounds like a plan. Thanks so much for the giggle Michael.

[Bright Ocean Star]

Frieda, I love the tempo of this one...It's funny and irreverent and just shoecrazy...beautiful write!

[Frieda P]

It was fun to write Star, thanks muchly, that's moi...shoecrazy :)

[Matching Socks]

I have a bit of a shoe fetish. :)
I'm human, and female... Sue me.
Where can I buy those butterfly shoes? :)
Loved this Frieda!!

[Frieda P]

Laughing here, my sentiments exactly!! And I wish I knew, thanks Ance! ;)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

and usually there aren't sales, where you can get two lovers for the price of one, in case one doesn't work so well, there's a back up...

no back up here, just backing away from the dazzle of the shoes.

[Frieda P]

That's rather a brilliant idea jacob...see what you can do about it...........

[s y e]

Holy flipping flip flop stilettos I think I just had a SHOEGASM darling! This was fantastic, Mama F - You really hit the ball out of the park with this and put your foot down, haha! Damn, I want me a pair of those shoes. Birthday soon, hint hint! ;-) Loved this one!

Red hot fiery stilettos and all that jazz! xoxo

[Frieda P]

But of course, what's not to like about SHOES??? ha...thanks noodlebumble! xo

[s y e]

You'd never buy me shoes again if you saw my wardrobe, just know I lub you and I want them butterfly heel ones, thanks! ;-)

[Frieda P]

Me too, I wish I knew where to find them! ;)

[s y e]

I'm looking for your burfday

[Frieda P]

I'm not celebrating anymore unless I can go backwards ;) But yours is comin' up....I'll be on the lookout!

[s y e]

Oh you remember, hahaha. I hope I'm not going to get 17 birthday punches! xo
You can go anyway you want, LOL

[Marie]

A man is only a man, but good shoes make life worthwhile.

[Frieda P]

HA exactly Marie ....

[Tate Morgan]

Nothing says hotter than hell better than stilettos lol

[Frieda P]

They may kill us but we'll die with a smile on our faces ;) ha

[Tate Morgan]

so would we

[Lyn Anderson]

I love the tone of this, right now having an awful time with this site and the fake Java update -- it is prompting me to update every five seconds. Trying to erase history and use malwarebytes, but so far it is driving me nuts. Anyway, yes, having recently rediscovered sexy shoes, I must concur ...

[Frieda P]

Oh that's a b***h, hope you get it figured out, thanks KL!