Crispy fried unicorn Senryu

Crispy fried unicorn Senryu

A Poem by Frieda P
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For Raymond, he says he eats them for breakfast...

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Leave it to Raymond ~

crispy fried unicorn, yum!


That horn was a b***h...



© 2014 Frieda P


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Frieda P


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AHHHH HA! Darn horny unicorns... The horn is the best part but I always get it stuck in my teeth!! :P Thank You! Your a hoot!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Oh now I know what happened. Freida got the horn....... That explains it all. --)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

HA......too funny Connie ;-P
Cryingkate

10 Years Ago

snicker,snicker tee hee hee
Lmao I was wondering where the hell was the sound coming from until I scrolled down and so the ridiculous video. I am dying. The topic has inspired me. I need to eat something more alluring than the unicorn. TBD!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Ha I know the video is insane...thanks Steve!
OMFG, what is gonna come next... from pooping rainbows to fried unicorns what you serving next an invisible cow? ;-)

Nice one.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Little cheeky monkeys like you!! haha ;-P
s y e

10 Years Ago

Oooo, ahah, oooo, ahah. ;-P
Oh s**t, so different than I was expecting! You must hate My Little Pony, huh?

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Really, what were you expecting from the title? My little pony was the first course...
I like my unicorns BBQed. I'm from the south you know.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

I bet you deep fry your Thanksgiving turkey too...
Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

and how.................
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

The best if you don't burn down your garage................
I prefer mine Sautéed with mushrooms (magic) and a little cayenne powder...Mmmmmm

Hey Raymond....remember one thing...they say, you are what you eat!!!!

Very funny my friend.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Oh I like your recipe muchly better Jack! ha ;-)
Hahaha. So we covered butterflies, rainbows and unicorns … what's next mermaids.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

10 Years Ago

Haha Thanks Pryde, who'd eat a mermaid anywho?
Eric Pudalov

10 Years Ago

I would...I like fish, so mermaids are the next logical step.
Pryde Foltz

10 Years Ago

Haha Oh no ...

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Added on February 13, 2014
Last Updated on February 15, 2014
Tags: Senryu, fried, unicorns, bitch, horn, satire, Raymond

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Frieda P
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