~Battle ASSHAT

Read Rita's' Assault Similes' follow up, it's a riot! http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/RitaSev/1311193/#comment-3279177 For just a chosen few, & you know who you asshats are...

Scream like a lunatic banshee

get all up in everyone's script'd pen,

call us whatever you please

you bullies are all assimilated alike

criticize the things you fear the most

you're weak in the emblematic knees

seriously, who do you think you're kidding, 

you've not a metaphorical backbone

so fire away, machine gun til you're blitz'd

ricochet us through the assimilated heart 

we're bullet proof epic poesy'd warriors

you shoot us down, try to murder a writer's spirit

take your best shot, try to blow us away

we're here with assault similes to stay

fell on your own sword and bled weakness

we've risen to the unverse'd occasion, 

our poetic souls are tougher than titanium

 

Author's Note

Reviews

[Jack...]

Too cool, "Bullet-proof epic poesy'd warriors" now that's a title to wear into battle. My sweet friend, you have slapped someone upside the head this morning with this fire-breathing gem. And even in battlemode, your words still carry an air of poetic elegance, albeit while standing along side the cannons hollering "Fire!" Looks like a valliant victory is at hand and no peace treaty will be needed...just run'em off dear poet.

Amazing as always my friend.

[Frieda P]

Ha, can you tell I was perturbed? Some people just don't know when to call it quits...thanks Jack, you know where this one comes from! Jazz'd you liked my epic posey'd warriors ;-)

[Cassie]

nice nice...go girl, tell them!!

[Frieda P]

Ha, does that count as whining Cassie? ;-)

[Cassie]

Not at all, that is rebuking...lol

[Frieda P]

Haha oh good, that's a whole other poem. ;-)

[redzone]

not on the WC for a day and all hell breaks loose, as in Frieda gives em ASSHAT HELL. I would love to help Frieda, but seems like you have this all taken care of. But if you need a hand when you bury em, I can bring shovels for all your warrior friends.. we can put up a sign, "Beware ASSHATs stinking up the place. Oh how I love fighting live a*s holes... er.. redzone calming down.. NOT. Let's go Frieda... ;0) ~~redzone

[Frieda P]

Haha see you can't leave me alone for a second, I knew I could depend on you for shovels pal, also can you stop at Stuffed Artisan and pick up some cannolis? Grazie mille curt ;-)

[redflutterby]

Did someone mention shovels??? Im ready...even have a tarp!! lol..

[Frieda P]

Haha and Rita's got the assault similes, I think we have it all under control now hahah

[redflutterby]

yep...sent you a message here..

Oh hello Red!! lol..

[redzone]

no problem.. bring the tarp and similies we will kick some asshats, similieing all the way.. and Frieda, why in the world would you want me to leave you alone?? Besides, I have the shovels AND cannolis.. not to mention my Native friend Sitting Bull.. Frieda we are going to de-jesus them and put the fear of the White Buffalo and Grandfather into their a*s.. just one question,must we be civilized or can we take some hair... ;0) love you Frieda!!!

[Frieda P]

Did I say leave me alone, don't start with me curt, you don't want me writing a poem about you...haha ;-P

[redzone]

UHHO..hmmm should I be afraid Frieda haha.. too late Frieda I started with you when I started reading your poems.. so when do I get to read this poem.. ;-p.

Frieda you should come willingly, you know you love me!!! (if this doesn't envoke a asshat poem I will have to resort to PLAN B.) ;0)

[Frieda P]

Ha, I needed that larf, don't make me hit you with an assault simile curt! ;-P

[redflutterby]

Ha...or a shovel!! ;-ppp

[redzone]

ohno Frieda and Red.. carrying similies and shovels.. ohmy I am shaking in my metaphors..
read moreohno Frieda and Red.. carrying similies and shovels.. ohmy I am shaking in my metaphors..

PLAN B will commence shortly.. ;-p

[redflutterby]

Lmao....we tend to do that to people!! ;-)

[redzone]

PLAN B will commence at 11:59 tonight.. I have bought all the cannolis in NJ and when I find out what state you are in Red, you will also be flagged.. but since I am a generous and kind redzone you can come to Brooklyn NY where I will have the only supply.. but the price for these delicacies is not cheap..nope. I will need lots of er.. hmm what should I demand.. I know your absolute best and bad a*s ASSHAT poems.. yep that's the price... ;-ppp.

[redflutterby]

Haha....oh I can do that!! Lmao....

[Rita L. Sev]

Woot woot! You have rallied the troops with this, Frieda! I for one am at the ready with some "assault similes"! :)

[Frieda P]

Woohoooo! I knew I could depend on you to be an epic posey'd warrior Rita! ;-)

[Odysseus Wanders]

Poet's play for keeps. High Stakes Poker. Souls are on the table.
And we don't even need to swear.
Its fun to get sick twisted with word.
Take off a head or two.
Nicely done.
Valhalla awaits with strong song.

[Frieda P]

Indeed Terry, not sure everyone shares those sentiments though, just here to fook with people...

[Odysseus Wanders]

Which sentiments...

[Frieda P]

There's a few who aren't interested in poetry or writing at all for that matter, just for kicks and whatnot, you know they have nothing on their profiles, just leave nasty remarks, not many thankfully, but still annoying.

[Odysseus Wanders]

oh, the trolls...!

[Frieda P]

Trolls, asshats, whatever you want to call them, some are just...I won't say cuz I'm trying to act like a lady haha ;-)

[Travis Gibson (poetic h..]

And that, ladies and gents is why you don't mess with Frieda! Such a poetic call to arms! Down with the Asshats! Lol

[Frieda P]

HAHA hey Travis you should know, don't cross joisey ;-)

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

I know it well, we ride together, remember? Haha ;)

[KAOlmsted]

Well I see not a lot has changed ;-) Nice work, Miss P...I love the title because the Brit and I had a Christmas party and he mooned the camera (not mine, unfortunately) but the best part was he mooned it while posing on some drunken passed out guy's head so...for weeks I called him the Ultimate Asshat xD

Love you. Miss you. This is all guns blazing. xoxo

[Frieda P]

OMG...it's really you!! How the hell are you the kimmer, have miss'd your sassy mouth, ha I can just picture you doing that too! Grazie mille, I miss you heaps!! xoxox

[Frieda P]

Like the new avatar by the way, why so serious??

[KAOlmsted]

My pleasure ;-) And ha, serious hell...that's kimmer being all sex-aaaay! xD

[Frieda P]

Oi my bad!! hahaha, see what happens when you stay away too long! ;-P

[KAOlmsted]

I have about 600 RRs...I'm hoping 463 are from you ;-) xoxo

[Frieda P]

Hahaha 465 I think, I'm doing catch up too, had my account closed for a bit and was inundated. xoxo

[Baby Ricochet]

You tell em lady! HOORAH!!!!!!!

[Frieda P]

Sometimes poets have to have that Marine mentality to deal with these jerks....thanks Baby!!

[Pryde Foltz]

call us whatever you please
you bullies are all assimilated alike
criticize the things you fear the most
you're weak in the emblematic knees
seriously, who do you think you're kidding,
you've not a metaphorical backbone

But they do like to opine; that is for sure. Sure shooting, Frieda.

[Frieda P]

I used my Italiano Beretta 92 FS ~ can't miss!

[Pryde Foltz]

I'm more of an eye-dagger kind of girl

[Frieda P]

When that fails you have no choice but to shoot em right between the eyes, metaphorically speaking of course, I'm not violent unless you touch my shoes haha

[Deron Alexis]

well that's taking the term warrior poet quite literally really a good poem .....am i the only one who wonders why David guetta gets credit for this song when Sia took the initiative?

[Frieda P]

I don't know, I guess he's an asshat, I love Sia hahah ;-) Thanks, good to see you again....

[Deron Alexis]

you thaought i was dead didn't ya XD

[Frieda P]

You never know around here......I'm glad you're still kicking ;-)

[Deron Alexis]

oi if i go i won't go quietly you'll hear about it and if asshats are killing awesome poets watch your back you might be next XD

[Frieda P]

Ha, nah I'm a butterfly warrior I"m dealt with a helluva bit worse than the lot of those losers...

[Sami Khalil]

"you bullies are all assimilated alike

criticize the things you fear the most"

Wow. So true and wise. I have no use for those people too which I had to block two of them. Don't worry queen F for those people are hypocrites and jealous of your success and popularity. Don't let them bother you for they can go to hell within.
Excellent...

[Frieda P]

Oh I like that 'hell within'...one can only hope they swallow their own tongues/pen/sword whatever the case may be! Grazie mille Sami.

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha...You are welcom muchly...:)......................

[Frieda P]

;-)

[Sami Khalil]

^^~^^ :>)........................