~Battle ASSHAT

Read Rita's' Assault Similes' follow up, it's a riot! http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/RitaSev/1311193/#comment-3279177 For just a chosen few, & you know who you asshats are...

Scream like a lunatic banshee

get all up in everyone's script'd pen,

call us whatever you please

you bullies are all assimilated alike

criticize the things you fear the most

you're weak in the emblematic knees

seriously, who do you think you're kidding, 

you've not a metaphorical backbone

so fire away, machine gun til you're blitz'd

ricochet us through the assimilated heart 

we're bullet proof epic poesy'd warriors

you shoot us down, try to murder a writer's spirit

take your best shot, try to blow us away

we're here with assault similes to stay

fell on your own sword and bled weakness

we've risen to the unverse'd occasion, 

our poetic souls are tougher than titanium

 

Author's Note

Reviews

[Jack...]

Too cool, "Bullet-proof epic poesy'd warriors" now that's a title to wear into battle. My sweet friend, you have slapped someone upside the head this morning with this fire-breathing gem. And even in battlemode, your words still carry an air of poetic elegance, albeit while standing along side the cannons hollering "Fire!" Looks like a valliant victory is at hand and no peace treaty will be needed...just run'em off dear poet.

Amazing as always my friend.

[Frieda P]

Ha, can you tell I was perturbed? Some people just don't know when to call it quits...thanks Jack, you know where this one comes from! Jazz'd you liked my epic posey'd warriors ;-)

[TL Boehm]

I'm thinking of a quote from Bruce willis as I read this from the Die hard movies. Yippe Kye Yay....
Yup.

[Frieda P]

You missed all the fun Tam, consider yourself lucky!

[NoelHC]

I wasn't active on WC when you first posted this one, but I see it is just as applicable today as it was half a year ago. Note to self: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET LADY FREIDA PISSED! SHE WILL DAMAGE YOU.
I can't quite comprehend the need some reviewers have to tear down another writer's work. There are many on here that are just starting, others who have a mother tongue that is not English, and for a reviewer to rip them apart for a spelling error is just plain dumb.
Well written, Freida.

[Frieda P]

I'm nice as pie until you cross me or attack one of my friends, then the claws and fangs come out...you're too nice of a guy to have your eyes scratched out Noel....! Yes, apparently, some people don't have a life...

[Matching Socks]

Haha!!!! Awesome! That is just awesome!

[Frieda P]

Just so you know, you are NOT alone in this battle!! haha

[Matching Socks]

Thanks babe. :)

[J. Kell]

You are awesome Freida, Pen on! I'm so sorry you are still having to deal with this.

[LJW]

wtf smh

Then smh wtf.

Then going to read some poetry without the word asshat in it.

[♔ CrownedDevil &#..]

Simply amazing. And I agree with this. Beautiful Frieda it's perfect. :-)

Kaze~

[Frieda P]

Haha it's perfect if you're an asshat ;-) Thanks Kazie.

[♔ CrownedDevil ☾]

Your welcome Frieda. Hahaha

[Angi]

Are these new Asshats or old Asshats? Geez. Can't we all just get along? Rit'as was the first poem I read when i got here today. What the hell is going on?

[Frieda P]

Her Assault Similes one? I challenge'd her after she read this one, you know the nutter she went for it tooth and nail...ha old ones, new ones, human nature doesn't change just cause you're behind a computer screen....just those few that stink up the place, ya know how that goes.

[Jack...]

Geez, can you at least wait until I'm offline before you start talking about me. :)

[Angi]

Yes, the Assault similes one. I commented on it a minute ago. I am sad to see drama has been going on. can't we just do the damn poetry?!


Awww, Jack, you are a snuggly bear. xoxo

[Frieda P]

Was just a moment of frustration, no huge melodrama like last time, although a few gals here would disagree with me on that one...Divya wrote one today too for her stalker.

[Angi]

Geez. I have never had a stalker. :(

ATTENTION STALKERS: THAT WAS A JOKE> DO NOT APPLY HERE.

[Frieda P]

Ha, you're asking for it now girlie!

[Angi]

I know. I have bad b*****s watching my back. I ain't worried.

[Frieda P]

Ha you know it, Red's been carrying ammo these days

[Angi]

I'm packin, too.

[Frieda P]

Ha, Charlie's D'Angels here....

[redflutterby]

Ha.....packing the heat baby!! ;-ppxo

[Brittany Zedalis]

I love this so much there are no words. Amazing, simply amazing. It's perfect.

[Mark]

heh, still? really? I still think idiots are best ignored... like Carly Simon sang... 'You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you'. :)

[Frieda P]

Oh sometimes you get a poem or two out of it, you have to read Rita's 'assault similes'...ha, it's a riot.

[redflutterby]

Some how I forgot to review this...I know many asshats in this world!! And ive kicked more then a few of their asses. As a matter of fact my list of asshats just keeps growing. Guess some people don't have the sense not to f**k with the redhead. But there's no accounting for ignorance as my grandmother used to say.

All I can say is they are everywhere..under rocks and around corners. Time to get the gun and start hunting them down...LMAO>>>>>>>

[Frieda P]

They should stay under their rocks...hope you have good aim Red, these critters are squirrely! ;-)