Woke up this morning....

It's satire and I'm allowed being Italiano. ;-)

Woke up this morning, with a gun in my hand

    jazzy blues were playing a murderous tune

  telling me to yank your cheating chain til you're morto

   I resisted the urge but the Italiano in me

        had a terribile hissy fit, cut you to the quick

         the poison I had snuck in your pasta fagioli

    apparently didn't work the stubborn stugots of you

Now, I'm standing in a pool of your inky blood

    wonder if I could win the coppers over 

                        with my meatballs & lasagna?

Author's Note

Reviews

[s y e]

Okay change of plans for me coming to you then.... I think I would rather stay alive and well to get back to bonnie Scotland that be killed..... Harharhar, I am so scared of you right now, dayum you are feisty and fierce, woman!

Sizzling, red flip flops & all that jazz............................!

[Frieda P]

Haha, did I scare ya hon? Just having a little fun............grazie mille!

[s y e]

Featured review, wooooo!

[Lyn Anderson]

Hey, Al, I read this already, loved it, and we had a conversation about it. remember I wanted you to watch the movie Parents with Randy Quaid?

[Frieda P]

Oh geez, don't tell my kids, you were the one I thought of when this was reviewed...figures!

[Lyn Anderson]

And it is an awesome poem.

[Frieda P]

One person I sent it to, busted! :)

[Frieda P]

It's still locked and loaded, you wanna borrow it? ....

[willweb]

I don't know about the cops, but I am hungry. This didn't sound like a good morning to me, at least for someone Fun Frieda P. Can I get mine without sausage...just for today?

[Frieda P]

Nope, everybody knows in an Italiano kitchen there are no exceptions, you'll eat it as is and like it too! haha :)

[Yours Truly]

Haha, good one, this made me laugh out loud, and those last three lines made it that much better, nice write. :)
-Yours Truly

[Frieda P]

Laughing here, I nearly forgot about this gangsta one, jazz'd you enjoyed! :)

[Anita Singh]

Wow! A different read for me. Gangsta poem. Nice work!

[Frieda P]

Was having a moment, ha...thanks annabela!

[Kelly Scheppers]

If Brando was the Godfather, then YOU must be the Godmother! I love the italian in you, GF!! ...it's one of my fave cuisines, too!

[Frieda P]

Ha, now that would be interesting! Thanks Kelly, I cook wicked mean Italiano too, any time.

[redzone]

to hell with the coppers, have any meatballs and lasagna left.. I should have read this before I went home for supper.. but since I have smiled 5times now, there is room ... Frieda, I promise no more badgering, nope, not me never again.. honest.. Frieda , could you point that Soprano Saturday Special in another direction.. no Frieda NO. .. Bang, she got me... plop.. dead...

Wait, you say this is badgering UHHO.... ~~red(runninghisassoff)zone. ;-p

[Frieda P]

Nah they fell for it, ate it all up, but I'll whip you up some any day...thanks so much curt ;-P

[Jack...]

Any morning I wake up and have a hot cuppa coffee waiting for me it is a good day. And any day I wake to find a new poem from you is even better. That is if I wake up...

Very cool my friend.

[Frieda P]

Ha, 'if''', you never know, who'd ever want to shoot you Jack... ;-) Thanks so much, glad you enjoyed my silly.

[Rob Santana]

How dare you not wait for me to play Frieda, I'm hurt. Is he still in you're basement? I need new canvas. Love this.

[Frieda P]

If I waited on you to move the body Rob, I'd already be locked up with some hairy ladies trying to steal my cigs or whatever....haha ;-) Grazie mille.

[Rob Santana]

hahahahaha, they would call you Freebee Frieda!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Frieda P]

HAHAHAHA oh the thought...........

[redflutterby]

Whoah....seems to be a lot of estrogen anger in the air today!! Hahaha.... the guys are going to hide from us now!! Lmao.... love that italian nature!! Screw the cannoli shoot him with the gun!!

[Frieda P]

LOL he's already dead, you want I should shoot him again, you're worse than me! ;-P

[redflutterby]

Ha....machine gun his genitals!! (Kathy Bates said something similar in Fried Green Tomatoes). Lmao..

[Frieda P]

OMG what is this sick Soprano Saturday? hahahah

[redflutterby]

Yep.......;-D

[Frieda P]

Poor Gandolfini, I loved that guy....