Bloody Plonker

You are a bloody plonker when you imbibe

stumbling around langers and unearthed

perhaps you need to write your own song,

within that bottle of haunting spirits

here lies the absurdity of freeze dried brains

one drink to remember, one drink to forget

you can't hide beneath the dreaming vine

it'll turn out translucent with boils and hives

you hide inside the bottle of poor excuses

writing only what generates sympathy & tea

dragging people through the mud with your behind

johnny walker doggerel hardly proves rhyme 

if the lecherous shoe fits, wear it on your stinky feet

that bubbly is convulsing from your putrid defenses

treacherous denial now grouped in alliances 

lot all swimming in the same deft depravity 

even the brew was rudely offended when you dove in

Author's Note

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

"Bloody Plonker" causes me to reflect .... Canadian politics?? alcoholic partner?? certainly not Mr. Bukowski :)
love the plonker and langer language ... great stuff! and
"treacherous denial now grouped in alliances

lot all swimming in the same deft depravity

even the brew was rudely offended when you dove in" .. is terrific!! (now where is my Scotch)
E.

[Frieda P]

Haha, cheers my friend...the noodlehead help'd with my cross the pond colloquial skills, love 'bloody plonker', it's an old rant but still holds true, now you wanna dance? ;-)

[Einstein Noodle]

i sure do! :))
twisting now
E.

[Frieda P]

Wooo, now we're groovin' ;-)

[Pryde Foltz]

here lies the absurdity of freeze dried brains

one drink to remember, one drink to forget

you can't hide beneath the dreaming vine

it'll turn out translucent with boils and hives

I like a poem about a drunk. You killed with this one. Brava.

[redflutterby]

Me thinks I know of whom you speak...lol!! Oh this is perfect....and it made me giggle with devious glee. You kicked this one right in the proverbial head. Bravo.... ;-)

[Frieda P]

Haha you don't really mess with me tonight, yep, you got it. Grazie mille Red ;-)

[redflutterby]

Lmao...I'm not afraid to mess with you....but others should be!! ;-))

[Frieda P]

Was just singing in my head...ha, he knows who he is. ;-)

[redflutterby]

Yep....;-))

[Scott Metro]

A change up...understandable...
A loathsome way of life....so dead...so vacant..

Spoken well Frieda.
Scott

[Frieda P]

Thanks Scott, you don't drink at all? Cheers ;-)

[Scott Metro]

No drinking ...no drugs...I may a couple of beers in a year..or maybe a glass of wine..but have no desire to drink daily or weekly or monthly....I've seen too much damage to people for that.
But I don't condemn others if they choose to drink.

[Frieda P]

What a boring wolf you must be, ha...kidding, yes, I know what you mean, everything in moderation, people don't get that concept.

[Scott Metro]

I'm a wallflower... I just pretend I'm exiting and wonderful..lol
S.

[Frieda P]

Wolfflower you mean.........

[Scott Metro]

he he....catch you later..must scamper away for a few minutes.

[Frieda P]

Ciao ciao...........

[s y e]

Considering I know exactly who you're talking about here your language makes me laugh..... I wonder where 'bloody plonker' came from, hmmmmm.

This is so powerful and filled with anger and disgust. You had me hooked from the beginning, Frieda - nearly blew me across the pond.... Extremely powerful, I loved it.

Red sizzling flip flops & all that jazz............x

[Frieda P]

Ha the word is out, they all know where 'bloody plonker' came from potty mouth! hahah grazie mille, I love red sizzling flip flops the bestest! ;-) x

[s y e]

I never said it was me! I don't have a foul mouth unlike someone I know..........! Red sizzling are the best. ;-)

[Frieda P]

Hahaha I got it straight from your darlin' mouth my love~! ;-P

[s y e]

Holy moly macaroni, chips and cheese and pie I am in troubleeeeee! ;-D

[Frieda P]

Nah your mama gave you a pass on that little tidbit ;-)

[Jack...]

Hmmmmmmmmm why do I feel like I know what you are talking about here?

Frieda, who knew a rant could be so beautiful? I would love a peek at your dictionary sometime. The way you spin words would make a spider jealous. besides, I always love being caught in your poetic web.

Amazing my friend.

[Frieda P]

Hmmm, could be someone we both know and abhor I guess...hahaha thanks Jack I thought sure you were going to tell me to stop plaining Lucy ;-)