Yakkity Yak

Yakkitty yak, don't talk back

stop your incessant whinging

before i smack your a*s

blahblahblah is all i hear

your big a*s mouth is on a tear

tired of the repeating/ repeating wails

stick a sock in it before i have to bail

leaving you in this self pitying puddle

you've made my mind a total muddle

enough is enough, try to have a nice day

now shut the f**k up i say...

Author's Note

Reviews

[redflutterby]

Omg....how did I miss this one!! No you didn't go there Willis???? Hahahahaha.... and you know me and smacking...uhm.....er..... arses!! My whip is ready let me at the whiners...or if you'd like you can just pretend to whine! I promise to be gentle... ;-PP

[Frieda P]

Yeah sure, like I'd trust the crazy fookin redhead with a whip!! hahah, jazz'd you got a whip, I meant kick out of it. ;-)

[redflutterby]

True...hmm...then I will use my hand!! I hear the pain is more pleasure that way. Hahahaha... ;-D

[Frieda P]

Oh no you din't Willia hahaha ;-D

[redflutterby]

Ha....oh yes I did!!! Hell everyone on here knows I'm a hot blooded redhead with a big mouth!! Would they expect any less? Nope...lol...

[Frieda P]

That splains a lot Lucy ;-)

[redflutterby]

Waaaaaaa.....waaaaaa..... FRIEEEDAAAAAAA....waaaaaa.... lol!!!

[Frieda P]

HA I can hear you from here!!!!!!!!!!!

[s y e]

OMFG, you guys are hilarious!

[redflutterby]

Lol...I think I broke a window with that yell!!
We do our best Noodle...someone has to liven this place up!!

[s y e]

HA! HA! HA!

[Frieda P]

Sheesh I should have put a Mature rating on this one hahah

[s y e]

LMAO! It should be Mature when Red talks about whipping - now that turns R-Rated but is so funny!

[redflutterby]

Haha....just because of moi??? lol... hey you mentioned smacking an a*s in your poem. You are a bad influence you know!!

[s y e]

N'awwwww, it's Frieda too! LAWL!

[redflutterby]

Exactly!!! Darn feisty Italian women are always causing trouble!! lol..

[s y e]

HA! Now that, is funnaaaaaay hunnnaaaay

[Frieda P]

Read the last line of the poem you two!!! hahaha ;-P

[s y e]

I think you should do that!!!!! ;-D I'm trying to chillax here, hulloooo!

[redflutterby]

Omg...potty mouth...where's the soap for that potty mouth!! Pfftttt.... ha!! ;-p

[s y e]

Red you'd need disinfectant for her gob!

[redflutterby]

Ha..good one noodle!! ;-)

[redflutterby]

Bahahahaha..... what a spit fire you are Noodle!! ;-D

[s y e]

I learn from the best!!! ;-PP

[Raymond Federle]

I was wondering who had taken my margarita mix. Now I know. XD

[Frieda P]

Can't trust this lot!

[redflutterby]

Ha...I admit it I'm having midnight margaritas in the daytime. Got the lampshade on my head and I'm cracking the whip!! Lol.... ;-pp

[Frieda P]

Oh now I have that music stuck in my head Red!! I knew you were a witch LOL ;-P

[s y e]

HAHAHAH! RED! OMG!

[s y e]

WHIP CRACK AWAY, WHIP CRACK AWAY!!

[redflutterby]

Yes...I'm the Red Witch!! The secrets out...I dance naked in the woods under the full moon and cast spells. Hahaha... thats why you luv me... ;-pp

[Jack...]

Finally, someone wrote a poem for me. I feel so honored...I'd like to thank my fan...yeah one. Frieda, you know I'm not someone who talks back...usually...maybe...oh hell. I get the message.

Very cool my friend.

[Frieda P]

It's about you admitted it Jack...ha, had to write this one, and the music just makes me smile like a silly fool. ;-)

[Buddhistboy73]

A hilarious write there my friend...:)

I'm laughing out loud as you dismiss this "wet lettuce" character with a sharp word or two...
a well-written amusing piece....too funny!

BB

[Frieda P]

Thanks BB, jazz'd you enjoyed! :-)

[Katherine R.]

I will probably be quiet for the rest of my life now. Lol

[Frieda P]

Ha I guess someone will be grateful Lol ;-)

[Katherine R.]

-pretends to look offended- What do you mean by that?

[Frieda P]

~backs slowly out of the cafe....haha

[Katherine R.]

Lol, just kidding. My older sister would probably be grateful, but my parents would think I was dead.

[Rita L. Sev]

Wow... when you decide to rhyme, you really let loose! This certainly gets a point across, Frieda - glad I'm not on the receiving end!

[Frieda P]

This is why I don't rhyme Rita, unlike yours, mine come out evil haha ;-)

[Rita L. Sev]

But it's so much fun... and quite a lyrical release! LOL!

[Brittany Zedalis]

I wish I could send this to someone because it is so perfect. I love it. XD

[Frieda P]

Be bold Brittany, send it! haaha ;-)

[Brittany Zedalis]

Haha, it's tempting.

[kublakhan27]

Haha The problem here Mrs.R, is that one of tempted not to cease yakkity-yakking in hopes of earning one of those a*s-smackings...alas, I don't say a whole lot, verbally anyway...does yakking on paper count? ;) xo

[Frieda P]

Hahaha you just took this to a whole new level Benji, I think you should steer clear of Red though, she's crazy.... ;-)

[redflutterby]

A man after my own heart....lmao!!! Smarty pants!!

[redflutterby]

Ha!!! Crazy good with a spanking..or a whip!! ;-PP

[kublakhan27]

LOL I just noticed I kind of rhymed there too...I guess it does my brain good to have a pair of sassy goading me on haha ;P

[redflutterby]

Ohhh...haven't been called sassy in a long time!! Lol...muah!!

[kublakhan27]

Hahaha Back at ya bud :)

[Frieda P]

Rhyming must be addictive, you know I never rhyme...it's all Red's fault I'm sure ;-)

[kublakhan27]

Haha Not sayin' another word, it's getting testy in here ;) xo

[Frieda P]

It must be the music haha

[redflutterby]

HA...I rarely rhyme!!! Its Friedas fault.... MOMMMMM....Frieda's picking on me!!!! Waaaa...
Its okay Steve...shes wearing her cranky pants today and they are red!! lmao....

[kublakhan27]

Haha It often is Mrs.R ;P

[Frieda P]

RED read line two!!! ;-P

[kublakhan27]

LOL This is entertaining, for me anyway ;)

[Frieda P]

We aim to please Benji ;-P

[kublakhan27]

Haha Mission accomplished girls ;P

[s y e]

OMG, Steveroo, that rhyme was classic!

[redflutterby]

Line two...the one about incessant whinging?? Read line three Frieda...lol!! Im waiting...
We are a bundle of fun Steve!!

[kublakhan27]

Haha I guess I should remember that one Noodlebop, you never know what's gonna be a hit ;) Y'all know how to warm up a winter day Red haha ;P

[s y e]

Ha, remember it indeed... I tell ya, these two are gonna give me a coronary one of these days, LAWL!

[kublakhan27]

LOL They're a bad influence Noodlebop ;P

[s y e]

Aye, agreed.

[redflutterby]

I resemble that remark....I guess frieda is out looking for that soap!! Shes a potty mouth..lol!!

[s y e]

LMAO! Or buying the disinfectant! ;-))

[s y e]

HAHAHAH! I am laughing so much right now, omfg! LOL!

This is fantastic, you realise I'll still talk back, right? ;-)) Larfin' my butt off!

LMAO!

[Frieda P]

HAHA you know I wrote this one for YOU!! ;-P

[s y e]

I know that all too well, Mama! ;-P

[Frieda P]

You ain't gonna rock & roll no more, don't tawk back! ;-P

[s y e]

OH YES I AM!